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- stewardez0
right, so post a pic of your sister.
- DavidFelt0
I dont got one, sorry.
Great song chossy, you know my sister so well!!!!!
- chossy0
When I sat down they were slung round the back and when I landed on them they fired like two flaming orbs across the room and melted through the wall, last I saw they were getting dowsed in the water of Leith.
- ********0
if I've told you once chossy I've told you a hundred times keep them in their sack!
- chossy0
I opened up my sack carefully popped my conkers out and gave them a tender and thourough clean. It was the reinsertion of said conkers which caused the rumpus.
- ********0
perhaps time to upgrade to the greatly superior alloy model, these rubber ones are nothing but grief
- chossy0
DavidFelt his sister was wrong
But she kept on at him like a mong
Now he's made his mind up
To give Claire a length of his dong.
- chossy0
Yeah but I sat on some keys onece and I cried so I would imagine sitting on a new pair of alloy swingers would hurt like a mummy lover.
- DavidFelt0
TO BE READ IN THE STYLE OF A LIMERICK:
DavidFelt he had not a wrong done,
He was even approved of my Claires old mum.
But his sister cried foul,
So he went on the prowl,
And gave it to Claire up the bum!
:D
- ********0
Durty uncle Dave's sister has a niece,
Durty uncle Dave wants a piece,
He keeps imagining Sweet Claire Louise,
Down in front of him on her knees,
His sister says that's all wrong,
And on NT we're making songs,
Listen sister and listen good,
Durty uncle Dave wants it rude,
It's not for you to decide,
That Durty uncle Dave can't get a ride!
- chossy0
oh my ha ha ha.
- chossy0
MX's and davids are well funny I just laughed so hard I blasted a kidney out of my backside thats fanny to you Americanos.!
- ********0
Durty uncle Dave has a hunger,
but his sister's a trouble monger,
he's a durty old man, that we all know,
but dammit sister don't steal his show!
- DavidFelt0
oh Sister Felt, why do you feel this sudden need,
to stop little bro from makin ur neice bleed!
- chossy0
Dave fells like she's robbing his soul.
All because he wanted some.....I can't think of anything to ryhme with soul!
- ********0
In the eyes of the law it's all ok,
for Dave and Claire to roll in the hay,
But big sister says you cant,
and Dave replies "you fucking cant"
- DavidFelt0
Theres a moral to this now famous NT thread,
If something feels right you must ignore you head,
use your instincts and follow your heart and ignor you big sister, the miserable FART!!!!
LOL im loving this songwriting shizzle!
- DavidFelt0
beatiful work MX and Choss, its like sharing a thread with Lennon and McCartney!!!!!!!
Im not bein Harrison tho, I never liked him!
- ********0
Durty uncle Dave wants some action,
It's been a while since he used his Jackson,
but alas there is a little hitch,
cos big sis is acting the bitch.
- chossy0
Davids sister wants a gun
But he feels a wrong is done
He better not take her in the bum.Beacause it is a bit gay and dangerouse I would imagine.