Wrong?
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- DavidFelt0
Dirty ,Uncle Dave has done the right thing
he askes MX and chossy for their blessing,
they said go ahead,
let the river run red,
but his sister jus wont stop bitching!
- chossy0
David needs to get something of his chest
His sister is a total mess
And whats it laid to rest
His secret passion for deviant specialist sex.
- DavidFelt0
Fear not dear old chossy and MX,
Dirty uncle dave will get sex,
Fear not my NT chums,
If not there are plenty more bums...
in the sea!
(female front ones i mean)
:D
- ********0
Dave dear boy your sister's just jealous,
A word of advice just between us,
Get big sis in on the act,
Then good man you've got it cracked!
- chossy0
It's gonna take time a whole lot of precious time to get your sister to let up with the whine.
Cheers Georgy.
- ********0
All this talk has got me going,
The lawn that Dave soon will be mowing,
I'm not normally such a skank
but right now I feel like a wank!
- DavidFelt0
Daves sis will be coming round to kill him when she comes,
Daves sis will be coming round to kill him when she comes,Shell be coming round to kill him,
For givin her neice a fillin'
Coming round to kill him when she comes
- DavidFelt0
Fear not MX, i felt that too,
I told my mate i was going for a poo,
But really i was pulling myself all round the loo.jus kiddin by the way peoples, no masturbatin while at work, its my new years resolution! ;)
- k0na_an0k0
Their opinion (my family) doesnt matter, yours (the NT peeps) does!!!
So, woiuld it be wrong and why?
Gracias
DavidFelt
(Jan 7 05, 04:45)
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ya know, in all of my tuff moral situations i often take the advice of total strangers over my beloved family from a blog as well.
- chossy0
The last two were hilarious. Yet very diry indeed I can't believe someone was typing things in using my name.
- bomy_dick0
does she have a 14 yo sister as well ? do her too ?
do both together if you can !good luck mate
- chossy0
Kona I am not sure how tough a decision it is and have you seeinghis family talk about sideshow.
Again I am sorry David I do hope morale is still at an all time high.
- ********0
Dave really wants Claire Louise,
And his dick wants to sneeze,
But his sister is displeased,She is getting in a stress,
It's such a fucking mess,
But Dave now knows best,He's been asking on NT,
If it's all the same to me,
And now he's getting filtheeeee!
- DavidFelt0
So is the mystery songwriter then under your alias chossy, find out, hes good!!!!!!
- DavidFelt0
Well I think we can safely say that me chossy and MX have had a very productive day today!!! hahah, whats the thread on now, about 170, teehee, my sis would love to see it!!!!
- chossy0
Ha ha fooled you it was me. This is easy piss trying to write a song over the weekend I will write a song for Robbie williams and make a tonne of blinky, who's into it I'm into it you into it? I'm into it.
- ********0
Now Dave will show this to his sis,
Ah isn't revenge such sweet bliss,So sis get a baseball bat or even a gun,
Dave doesn't care he wants his fun.Dave and Claire like each other,
Dave's even liked by Claire's mother,Sister dear it's none of your business,
Leave them alone, don't make a mess!
- DavidFelt0
You dancin'? Im asking' If your askin' Im dancin'!!!
or somat, im gonna sat with my sis tonight after the 'innevitable arguementTM' and ill be humming these songs in my head!!!!!
- k0na_an0k0
there are photos somewhere above?!? where? i didn't look through all the posts.
- DavidFelt0
MXonD is ancient greek for Danielus Beddingusfield.
Seriously mate, you got a talent, surely theres a market for your short snappy songs of joy!