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- chossy0
oh my!
No it is just a bit of fun. At the moment we are rhyming about bum trouble have a go see what you can drop.
- gruntt0
i once had a friend that smoked much dope
he referred to taking a crap as "lowering rope"
- chossy0
this is not mine but from a friend
he is back from holiday but not here to mention
that his friend called dave has a mole at reception.
- ********0
And even as you struggle to sit down,
Your face contorts in a painfull frown,Oh such farcical mime,
Will you make it in time?You are praying and hoping "oh god please...",
And are frightened to bend your knees...Finaly get your troose loosened off,
Swear never again a curry will I scoff,The first squirt is satanicly hot,
As it erupts from your sore bott,Just as well you realised it wasn't a fart,
But bloody hell it doesn't half smart,
- chossy0
True story,
A pal of mine was round at his girl friends house sitting around in his boxers and what not he then got up from the couch and bended forward saying check this bad boy of a fart out, he then let rip and blasted the couch with shit. He then had to go and tell his girl friend what he had done and he said that all you could hear down the whole street and town was her screaming.