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Right Dirty Uncle Dave whilst chossy and I don our finest nasty song composing capes you can make a start on wearing down her resistance....
You will need to acquire the following:
industrial strength string, if you know a farmer ask for some binder twine - the blue string they use for hay bales.
an armchair that is bolted to the floor in front of your computer.
a box of matches.
Now restrain your sister in the chair using the string, use 2 matches to keep her eyelids open and ensure that her gaze cannot stray from your monitor.
then and only then play this to her:
http://www.andrewburnett.com/son…You will need to act fast and retreat somewhere out of earshot post haste or risk doing yourself irreversible psychological damage.
So chossy where have you hidden those prosthetics necessary for making the "squeak squeak" sound?