crazy bet
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- grayhood0
you can call me dr. gray, or schnukums, but i think we would both be more confortable with dr. gray. i went to the school o' hard knocks.
- alexkxs0
i think you should start swimming. 20 pounds!!!! in 8 days? maybe you can trick your brother in law, seems like a better plan
- johndiggity0
at your b-day just drink till you throwup. the vomiting will strengthen your stomach muscles as well. i got food poisoning for like a week and by the end i had a money six pack from the lack of food and excessive vomiting. hurray for bulemics! the water pills will help your body lose all the water weight too.
- mayo0
Just put your foot on the scale when he's weighing in. Lean into it.
- Point50
cardio every day (first thing in the morning) for 45 minutes to an hour. Do some crazy 1 to 1.5 hour cardi on on saturday and sunday. Cut your sodium intake more and more everyday until you are taking in very very small amounts the last couple days. Do the same with water. Cut down on water intake everyday for the last 5 days. caffeine on the last day or two to help you piss out the excess. Fiber now, then lots of salad next week to push every thing through. cardio twice a day next week also...
- specialk0
$300 swollenelbow doesn't lose 20 pounds!
any takers?
watch out for the munchies on your birthday...you're so screwed.
jk but GOOD LUCK!
- swollenelbow0
haha =) i have nothing against mayo! i love it. i will eat it! forget anything i said about the bet
*tricking mayo.
- alexkxs0
i think you should skip town...and change your name hahaha and no stinking brother in law will put his paws on your hard earned money!
- mayo0
Tell your brother you can't make it for the weigh in, but that you can send him a web cam of you getting on a scale. Get a lighter friend to step on the scale for the camera but super impose your face on his. DUH!
- mayo0
tell your brother you've reached Nirvana and that this body has left the world and you were reincarnated into a cricket. Send him a picture of a cricket with a beer bottle taped to it. he'll believe it then!
- mayo0
just step on the scale and when he goes to look, poke him in the eyes. Stooge style.
- mayo0
Give him $30 and say you thought he meant pesos.
- raybolger20
speed
- swollenelbow0
hahah mayo, classic... =) i can't wait till this is over...the hard party is getting through it, you guys are helping tremendously. thanks!
- IRNlun60
just step on the scale and when he goes to look, poke him in the eyes. Stooge style.
mayo
(nov 4 04, 10:42)hahaha. this is definety the best advice.
- k0na_an0k0
good luck swollen. i'm 2 days out from my show myself.
not to take over your thread but i'll ask a quick question. more than a few people from here have emailed me asking to see my before and after pictures.
basically starting 14 weeks out from this saturday, each sunday i'd take a front and back picture.
starting at 190 and now being 158 the change has been dramatic.
so. should i post them?!? i'm in my underwear for gods sake. i absolutely normally wouldn't but i have seriously gotten about 20 emails from guys and girls asking me what they should do, and if they can see them. i'm sure some people think i'm just full of shit, but whatever.
so. should i?!?
i guess i'm a bit scared that someone with photoshop is going to do whatever, but shit, i guess i need a good laugh anyways.
well.....?!?
- mayo0
post'em k0na, it'll inspire us all to get in better shape.
- grayhood0
my rubber stamp tool is all warmed up and redy to go, post away!
- swollenelbow0
post em man, you are going into a competition, unless you got donald duck skivies then don't post them.
then again shnukums may put something else on your boxer print, like the cockhat!
noooo! haha take out!
- grayhood0
underroos!