crazy bet
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- swollenelbow0
hahaha fucker. i'm trying to win this as natural as possible, a little discipline and some exercise will get me 300 bucks.
here's fuckin grunnt trying to get me stuck with some ebola n shit!
=) hahah
- k0na_an0k0
eat every three hours.
sample:
7am: 4 egg whites, bananna
10am: fat free yogurt. 6oz tuna
1pm: 6oz chicken, medium salad. no fat dressing
4pm: 30gram protein drink with
- gruntt0
food poisoning is natural.
=P
- swollenelbow0
kona should i be drinking warm tea? is this good for you?
- johndiggity0
water pills and laxatives before the weigh in. run around in a trash bag to get you sweating.
- normal0
I had food poisoning last xmas. I would burp and it smelled like it came out of my ass. People were like, dude, did you fart? And I was like, no I just burped. It was rank.
Anyways...
- IRNlun60
one word...puke.
- T-Dawg0
yes, i cannot stress enough how important the running around in a trash bag is.
The nicer the weather, the more effective it is as well is the more people you pass by :)
- grayhood0
don't drink any liquid at all for 2-3 days bfore you wiegh in. you will feel like crap but you will probably loose 10-15 pounds.
it works for wrestlers it can work for you.
- MLVR0
gain 20 pounds and convince him that was the bet!?
- swollenelbow0
great answers guys, laughing my asss off!! hah laughing burns calories yes?
mlvr! that is a wonderful idea. his greedy mind will never buy it.
gray, 2 or 3 days before? is that actually true? that would be awesome.
we never dicussed when the weigh in will be but it will be some time later during his visit, fuck if i'm going to lose 300 bucks to him!
- gruntt0
lmao MLVR
- grayhood0
yea dude you can loose tones of weight by dehydrating yourself. i was a wrestler in high school and i use to be able to loose 20 pounds in 2 days by drinking nothing eating only toast with honey twice a day and work up a sweat every once in a while. it will work, trust dr. gray.
- _salisae_0
there is a tea at the grocery store called 'special treasures' -
drink it and about four hours later you'll be devoid of all colonic material.
tasty, right?
but really, 300 dollars versus your health? might want to reconsider.
don't let a stupid thing like pride or competitive nature cause you to make a dumb decision.
- swollenelbow0
sweet, ok so i'm now on 5 small meals a day, salads, bananas, tuna, chicken salad (no mayo in both) 2 to 3 liters of water a day, 2 tea's a day, and 35 to 45 minutes of cardio a day...this weekend i should get more done...
my goal is looking brighter and brighter!
only thing is that it doesn't help that it's my brithday this weekend and i'm having a big fuckin party. i'll just booze on a few gin and tonics and smoek weed. this will be safe. yes?
- grayhood0
loose the tonic, too much sugar, just drink the gin styrait up, be a man.
- alexkxs0
god i love fatties! i advise crystal meth and LOTS of swimming.
After playing san andreas, I realized not eating food makes you lose weight. But mainly swimming.
- swollenelbow0
dr. gray, can i call you that.
may i ask where you went to school, your perscriptions are amazing!
where is kona, my nutrition god?
sal, people do worse things to their bodies, i'm actually on a very good program here...put together last minute and with the help of NT, at the end is when it'll start to get ugly...
- mayo0
"sweet, ok so i'm now on 5 small meals a day, salads, bananas, tuna, chicken salad (no mayo in both)"
HEEEEYYYYYYY! >:(
- swollenelbow0
listen alex n00b.
typical "fatty" would say, i'm not fat. i'm not, i'm stocky, i'm at 210 right now, and this bet would bring me down to about 190 or so...if everything goes to plan!