Funniest thing ever.
Funniest thing ever.
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My mate (let's call him Brian) was staying in caravan with his folks one time and the toilets were miles away so he had got into the habit of opening the door in the middle of the night and pissing out the door. One after a rake of pints he woke up needing a piss, walked over, opened the door and started pissing. Next thing he heard this voice, "Brian! ... BRIAN! ... YOU'RE FUCKING PISSING ON ME!". His Dad was asleep in the bunk next to the door and Brian was so pissed that he was facing the wrong way by ninety degrees. So instead of pissing safely out the door he had pissed all over his own father's head.