Funniest thing ever.
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- dablammit0
Ahhhhhh...7th grade, it was springtime and we were training for track and field, and that day we just happened to be practicing the pole vault. There was this kid, I can't remember his name, but he was real dumb and a bully, but he had been pretty mellow for some time, so no one was really expecting anything of him.
Well, it was his turn, so he runs up, puts the pole down and attmepts to clear the bar. He doesn't so of course he gets pissed, so he takes the pole and throws it like a spear right into one of the spotters foreheads. I swear that pole sat in that kids forehead until he just dropped to the ground, We all thought he was dead. So then the gym teacher comes running over, llike WTF!?!? and he tears his shirt off and wraps it around the kids head. He was yelling, WHO DID THIS???? WHOOOO DID THISSSS???
And the bully guy was like, I f*ckin did it,
It really wasn't that funny because the kid had to get a circle of stitches in his forehead, and he probably still has a nice round scar on his fore, but at the time it was pretty comical.