as drunk as a lord
as drunk as a lord
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- grayhood0
at a bar in NJ i was talked into getting on stage in-between cover band sets to free style rap (poorly). apparently i offended some people in the audience b/c about ten min later on the dance floor a fat ass stepped on my ankle and broke it. i now have a metal plate and six screws as a souvenir.
oh, and i didn't leave the bar right away either, i played a game of pool hopping around on one foot, had a few more drinks, slept at my friends place, drove an hour home the next day using only my left foot, watched a movie, then, finally realizing it wasn't getting any better i got a ride to the hospital.