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- brooke0
Deborah Foreman is like totally my MySpace friend. Like for sure.
- neue75_bold0
Valley Girl...
- brooke0
Randy is like trippindicular.
- Rand0
the scene where Blume stands outside the barbershop with desperate eyes always gets me
- neue75_bold0
I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch...
- neue75_bold0
Being on the run from Johnny Law ain't no trip to Cleveland...
- Rand0
what is it I love about the music of casiotone for the painfully alone?
- _salisae_0
my kitchen ceiling is obviously tired of looking at the filthy state of the floor. it spit water all over it during the night. a keen plan to make me slip. me. the lazy landlady who doesn't care about the view the ceiling is subjected to. and i did almost fall.
i didn't realize until i was on my knees .. effectively cleaning the floor that i had been had.
- Rand0
jaline's birthday party?
- neue75_bold0
Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredible this is going to be? - hang gliding, come on!
- neue75_bold0
How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders, someone who doesn't even trust his own pants...
- Rand0
- Rand0
I've again allowed my negativity to run amok, desecrating the privilege of being alive. I can't even bring myself to vow to do better, as there is overwhelming evidence I will never change.
- g3kk0k1d0
15:24, kicked the dog
15:25, felt big and mean, *chicks will dig me
- magicpatch0
sometimes, i'll forget why females find me attractive, and then i look in the mirror, and i'm like "oh yah" that's why...
- neue75_bold0
Architecture and The Mail
Bela Adler & Salvador Fresneda
C.R. LukasThanks Jonathan & Gina
- designerror0
I just got home from town, I'm so drunk I properly can't remember writing this (thank god for spell checker)
- Jnr_Madison0
Last night could of solved all my problems and secured the future I want, so why did I stay in?
I'm a vadge.
- brooke0
I'm an asshole.
- peteski0
A jacked-up Impala squealed into the parking lot behind the first-base bleachers. Garfunkel pounded the tabletop. "Fuckin' excellent! It's the twins!"