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  • shellie2

    It's that time of day between 2:30 and 3 p.m. when I wait to hear my boss quietly slip out of the office early so I can leave.

    • very occasionally my old boss would get the train home from work and i'd roll up on the opposite platform 5 minutes after. awkward AF!kingsteven
  • Gardener2

    27 years since one of the best bands to ever come out of Wales played in Northampton, I met the band afterwards too and Euros Childs was such a lovely chap, but you could have probably guess that, They ended up playing in the bar as there were not enough folk in the venue to fill up the main hall, to be honest the intimacy of that made it even better!

  • whatthefunk2

    “We’re struggling to innovate” is an admission that a company isn’t evolving how work gets done, not evidence that the office drives innovation.

    • like no kidding... how does 1-2 hours of travel/commute hassle, distractions galore within office env, being available to everyone at their random discretionprophetone
    • helping with innovation... wasted time, cannot focus for extended periods esp as designer/devs...prophetone
    • remote work forces pms, managers to really keep things efficient, meetings are minimal, focus time is valuable, goals met faster with higher quality output, imoprophetone
    • ..."but the culture!"prophetone
    • The huge enterprise I work for, (+100.000 employees worldwide) kept it flex.maquito
  • NBQ00-2

    I need 1 billion dollars.

  • maquito0

  • HAL90012

    A coworker (woman) said yesterday : "99% of all the problems we have around the World are because of men. Wars, criminality, rapes, murders, violence, dictators, corruption, terrorists... Many decisions that are bad for the environment, for the population are coming from men"

    • Yes, and?Continuity
    • what do you guys think?HAL9001
    • Did you help her open the bottle of Nutella?monospaced
    • But seriously, most of the good stuff you can attribute to men too. Poetry, technology, houses, industry, etc.monospaced
    • i cause 99 problems but a bitch cause 1kingsteven
    • yes of course. Anyway, just wanted to share her thoughts. We all already know that but thinking of all the wars right now, yeah, men are behind all that shitHAL9001
    • Thatcher, Ursula and Adolf's mother aren't men ;)OBBTKN
    • just wanted somebody to give her a bottle of nutella &say that everything beautiful and worth living for is because of woman like her and a fuck in the closet.sted
    • Ironically, questioning toxic masculinity is bitch move.garbage
    • you didn't hit her, did you, Bennnnnnn?imbecile
    • https://media.makeam…palimpsest
    • keep the gender pay gap strong.... so we men feel more powerful...patriachy forever ..its the best powerstructure to live by ... at least for us men.neverscared
    • subscribed to this post.pango
    • ^ lol, yes it will be very productive.garbage
    • Yeah but we do it all for women :)_niko
    • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯HAL9001
    • My answer is that such a lax assumption cannot be attributed to gender on a percentage basis.maquito
    • In case you don't find a good reaction, tell her that a good idea would be to exterminate 99% of the men then.maquito
    • 99% of problems are caused by men not 99% of men cause problems.palimpsest
    • ^ Got hooked on phonics.Continuity
    • LOL!
      Didn't even need the hashtag.

      We're here for the pettiness, ladies and gents!
      palimpsest
    • 99% of the things you have in this world were build by men.ApeRobot
    • Oh crap, you attracted the woke demonsHayoth
    • Men are pigsNBQ00
    • I did read 99% of these comments.maquito
    • Are you the 1%, bennnnnn?Nairn
    • https://www.youtube.…maquito
    • 95% of criminals sent to prison are men.
      https://i.imgur.com/…
      yuekit
    • This mentality is stupid. All those men had mothers sisters and female coworkers. It’s hard to know which sex causes more problems but women cause problems, toocannonball1978
    • Only 5% percent of men are not in prison.palimpsest
    • I love women. Lot of my female friends are women.pango
    • i have met at least a hundred people in my life. This is probably not statistically relevant. But it is interesting.
      It is not interesting.
      Nairn
    • does this apply to other species? Like, male dogs bite more than female dogs?maquito
    • Hayoth...buried ass deep up a donkey.utopian
    • Men are pigs
      NBQ00
      no no, you're a literal piece of shit human being. a lot of us can see it. hopefully, one day you will, too
      imbecile
    • Judo flip: by men trying to impress women.monNom
    • so fuck in the closet first.sted
    • impress my ass, we spend half our lives making excuses to be with them and the other half trying to get to them :))sted
    • just out of pure curiosity i would buy some nutella for her.sted
    • 2 girls 1 nutella. its all the rage.pango
    • https://youtu.be/-7f…pango
    • ahh man! the music!maquito
    • lol, I was just waiting for imbecile's note!dmay
  • imbecile-1

    keep chirping cricket. i pick up my diatomaceous earth tomorrow. get the hell out of the window well, there are no females looking for idiots in a hole in your area.

    • earch benefits of crickets, you'll learn... "Crickets are a good source of polyunsaturated fatty acids, aka “good” fats. They support heart health in moderation"imbecile
    • so, unless you;re eating them, why should i listen to them?imbecile
  • pockets0

    we should train a LLM using qooble and make qbn super troll

    thoughts?

    • a*pockets
    • we a should a train a LLM a using a qooble and a make a qbn super troll arobthelad
  • microkorg0

    Been using Warpcast/Farcaster for just over a week. Already made $80 worth of $degen tips I can cash out from just doing a few posts a day.

    Seems to be a pretty decent vibe for artists/creatives.
    It's like X but without politics/conspiracy theories/hate.
    If you post something decent then folk tip you $degen. Each day, each person gets a $degen allowance. The more you engage/interact/tip the more allowance you get.

    Any other QBNers on there?

    • "You know your old when" this all reads like one of those spam emails you hit delete on every day. Sorry.webazoot
    • ^ it is. it's actually just a safe-space for crypto bros that want to commodify their every thought without reprise.kingsteven
    • i like some aspects of it, like twitter with subreddits... a lot of people just blatantly trading $degen for likes. i'll dig a bit deeper tomorrow, seems a bitkingsteven
    • light on content that isn't crypto, NFT related (or people fishing for likes or $degen). and the image uploads don't work :-|kingsteven
  • kingsteven2

    @Nairn and who it may concern. The real sugar Irn Bru is back... Not as classy as the bottles but glad to see it hasn't been discontinued - just picked up a 12 pack for £11

  • stoplying9

    So we're standing on a pier on San Cristobal island in the Galapagos last week. We're about 8 feet above the surf, rocks, crabs and sea lions resting on the rocks. My wife walks over and promptly drops her phone through the boards of the pier and into the rocks below. Poof. It's gone. We get down on our knees to see if we can locate it. Nada. A gentleman who works at the marina walks over seeing we're in distress, I explain in my 8th grade Spanish what happened and he walks away. Three minutes later he returns with shirtless man called Jorge who looks like he's a house painter due to the paint splattered on his back. He asks where the phone is, jumps over the railing, down on to the rocks and sticks his arm down to try to find it. Waves are crashing about every 10 seconds or so. He pulls out a plastic bag. He pulls out an empty can. Then he holds up my wife's iPhone 13 (waterproof!) and we are so relieved. The phone was totally fine, still on and working even though it had been submerged for about 15 minutes or so. We handed Jorge and the other big guy $20 each. They were psyched and we were obviously so happy. It was a needed reminder that there are still really nice people out there.
    So grateful for that big man to be willing to walk over to help.

  • imbecile6

    because you all care so m uch about my lawn.

    this is a fairly common yard here

    no, thank you





    that line is noticeable




    yes, please



    seems neighbors I've spoken to about this all say essentially the same thing, just stay on top of it, they appear quickly and die just as fast. letting weeds propagate is bad for clover, grass, and the soil. Ideally wildgrasses that root deeper would be preferencial. but with a limit to grass height, not an opton. each has their opinion on chemicals but given the pup, i'm using vinegar, salt, or boiling water for anything I can't dig up.

    this is why kentucky bluegrass is preferred here, slower growth, denser, better at retaining water

    • I planted creeping thyme, moss, and other low ground cover plants. 3rd year and it’s starting to take over nicelyGnash
    • i've never had a property that's not separated by a hedge or fence, that would wind me up to the point i'd just end up doing theirs.kingsteven
    • i have a bit of lawn thats out of the way i use for patching dog damage then just seed the edges, it's usually blended in a couple weeks, then repeat :-|kingsteven
    • lol, so many lawnpics. Have you tried Zoysia? It's what they use around golf courses and tends to be weed resistant.garbage
    • Constant maintenance, and after having to deal with it through childhood, my biggest victory in life is not having a fucking yard.garbage
    • But if you laid down sod, you'd never see those weeds again. Also pick the dandelions before they spread.garbage
    • What kind of machine are you using on that spread? Push mower? Electric? Tractor? We gotta know!stoplying
    • these are photos of area yards as i walk my dog. currently i use a craftsman LT2000 rider and edger / trimmer. picking up a toro self-propelled for the backyardimbecile
    • my back yard is only about 3,000 sq ft, the front is about 7,000. I live on a corner lot.imbecile
    • Currently, my favorite tool is Grampa's Weeder. I have two. grampasweeder.com then i pour a saltwater vinegar solution into the hole to make sure the root diesimbecile
    • paging Gardenerd_gitale
    • Damn, looks like my yard but slightly better.Ramanisky2
    • this might be the least interesting post I've ever seensarahfailin
    • ^ Yes have one of those weeders!stoplying
  • jagara3

    Just finished Better Call Saul. It was excellent. So was Mad Men.

    I've started watching old(er) stuff that I missed back when it was on, instead of constantly following the newest.

    What else was absolutely excellent?

    • The WireMorning_star
    • House of Cards, West Wing.Morning_star
    • Ozark, Dark.Morning_star
    • Toast of Londonnb
    • King of Queensnb
    • The X-Filesnb
    • LOST
      lol
      monospaced
    • The Fresh Prince of Bel Air absolutely excellentnb
    • Parker Lewis Can’t Losenb
    • Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intentnb
    • Louienb
    • If you liked The Wire, check out The Commishnb
    • If you liked Better Caul Sal check out Boston Legalnb
    • omg yes LOST! each season has like 22 episodes :)robthelad
    • +1 for ToastFax_Benson
    • AO, Bodiesformed
    • The OA?palimpsest
    • Californication_niko
    • The last season of BCS is fucking brutal.garbage
    • Luck (2011–2012)
      The Booth at the End (2011–2012)
      Show Me a Hero (2015)
      The Night Of (2016)
      Hap and Leonard (2016–2018)
      The Looming Tower (2018)
      The Deuce (2017
      webazoot
    • Too Old to Die Young (2019)webazoot
    • Perfect Strangers - 1986palimpsest
    • Treme
      Fargo
      True Detective
      mort_
    • The Sopranosmort_
    • Mike &,Molly ... actually found it very funny for a network sitcom. Lots of dirty innuendo humor in it. So much so, that I couldn’t believe CBS aired it.Ramanisky2
    • Parker Lewis Can’t Loseprophetone
    • I wish I could watch Mad Men again for the first time... Loved it.

      Now I just finished Twin Peaks again. Still nice. Weird, but nice.
      Longcopylover
    • Bloodline (first season)mort_
  • sted1

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  • Gardener5

    Quite the night 34 years ago tonight, but before you were born, probably...

    • OK 33 sorryGardener
    • we're likely all in our 40s and above with a few outliersimbecile
    • Saw you post on Jesse's FB. That's some lineup.kingsteven
    • wow that boomer comment :Dsted
  • jagara0

    Does that Fallout show get better? Zzzz...

    • No show ever gets better. Not since Seinfeld.nb
    • it's... OK, am sticking with it since giving up Shogun/Wanking DeadGardener
    • 2 episodes left for Shōgunpango
    • thought it was fine, but had MANY questions about the plot after the last episodeNutter
    • it was really good but felt like a slog sometimes.robthelad
  • NBQ00-3

    I always manage to bite my tongue accidentally when I chew gum and it starts to bleed. Twice yesterday and another time today. No more chewing gum for me.

  • imbecile0

    the previous owners of this home must have considered clovers close enough to grass to not be bothered weeding or landscaping in any capacity

    i've pulled at least 100 gallons of dandelions this week. my trashcan is full. i'm not done. :( 5-10% of that came from the neighbors yard.

    mowing tomorrow will look so good when i'm done

    sidenote: why do so many houses in america have that little strip of property off to the side that the neighbor doesn't mow?

    so silly to see a weed line / different grass line 8 feet from the garage.

    my left side yard overlaps my neighbors front yard and we both have a habit of mowing into the other's lawn. cool

    my neighbor to the right thinks cutting his dandelion decorated grass is weed control. grrr

    sign im getting old

    • https://kitenest.co.…Nairn
    • Absolutely not. I couldn’t make it past the headline.imbecile
    • Grass is stupidnb
    • Fuck grassnb
    • Get a goatGnash
    • i had a goat at my old place (i'd use the neighbor's, they eat sticker burrs). and may i have the stupiest grass everimbecile
    • I'd rather have clover and other ground cover than a trimmed grass monoculture.i_monk
    • not me, clover isn't durable at allimbecile
    • i don't want to be a lawn guy as that's a war i cant win with my dog but i put far too much work in to my lawn for it to look as shit as it does hahakingsteven
    • It’s 2024 and you don’t have a goat yet?!nb
    • front is clover, fescue, bermuda, it's uneven, patchy. backyard mainly clover. rips apart playing, dog paths are obvious. what kingsteven said is my battle.imbecile
    • i should have really taken some before pics before starting this year, building a new retaining wall, fences, drainage, paths, beds planters :-|kingsteven
    • fucked atm. digging and breaking concrete all week. this week raising the level of my front lawn with all the turf i'm removing from the back...kingsteven
    • I heard you should leave dandelions out for the bees who show up early. I know they suck but the bees need some help these daysstoplying
    • I just eat the dandelionsGnash
  • jagara1

    Did you know that the free version of YouTube Music lets you upload your own music? For some reason, very few people actually know this and use it.

    It's great for all the stuff that isn't on streaming. I've used it for years.

    • I mean, it lets you upload your own music collection, not just your own music that you made yourself :)jagara
    • Even if you aren’t the content creator?monospaced
    • Yes! It'll be for your own consumption only, of course.jagara
    • Sounds like a playlist? but what do I know... I'm just jigalo, everywhere I gocanoe
    • No dude. You can upload your own music files. No matter what they are. So that you can listen to it like you listen to Spotify.jagara
    • Sometimes obscure stuff that I like isn't on Spotify (or streaming in general). So I uplad it to YT music, so I can listen to it here.jagara
    • Useful if you don't want to use up space on your device, and listen by streaming it instead.jagara
  • misterhow8

    Always hilarious. Thanks again LinkedIn. No joke, this isn’t the first time my job alert shamed my career path.
    https://imgur.com/a/tzZwUth

    • Dang.
      https://i.imgur.com/…
      misterhow
    • lol!nb
    • You're going to need a bigger welfare check.utopian
    • Hipster trigger alertmaquito
    • Black latex gloves revolution!OBBTKN
    • I told my wife 5 minutes ago as she called me in my home office from upstairs about an errand I'm desperately needed for...prophetone
    • ...that I feel like after decades of hard work I have now made it as a 'volunteer barista'prophetone
    • The sad thing is I'm not mad about it. Yep was my initial thought. Sounds right.misterhow