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- Jaline0
My internet is so slow that I think I will actually go to school early.
- peteski0
I think its called auditory hallucination. A jet will fly over or a fire engine will drive by and ten minutes later, I'll still hear its engine or siren. Faintly, like an echo. Last night a helicopter buzzed the rooftop. A while later I could still hear it. I stared at the ceiling listening hard. It sounded different, erratic. Sputtering followed by a full second of silence. Then, BOOM! I ran out to where the sound of the rotor was still shredding the down leaves of the large date palm. Nobody was out – had no one else heard it? I thought it was a "whirly pigs" machine at first but it turned out to be a couple. He had built it 'copter himself in the garage. She was dead but he was still ...
"How do YOU feel about that Peter?" the marriage counselor asked - waking me from my daydream. Relationship therapist. Has it come to this? Estee Diamond MS, LMFT. What kind of name is that anyway? A name for an "exotic" dancer maybe. That or a spoiled daughter of a dentist, Reseda High school class of 1980, which is probably closer to the truth. And aren't those initials on the Lucky Strike label?
Gidget is in Mexico on a surfing safari again. Things were getting hairy. Gnarly, better yet. It got to the point where I was drawing the Batman logo over and over, on everything. The last time I saw her she gave me a box of Cracker Jacks as a kiss-off. A surprise in every box? L.A.M.F.
Today I have to go to my buddy's wedding. How ironic. I told the best man yesterday that I have the perfect one liner for "the speech". Keeping in mind my buddy's president of a large and powerful local union. Here it goes:
"I hope this is one union that doesn't go on strike."
He rejected it. How can you reject that? Its gold I tell you! Gold!Later, afterward at the diner, choking down a dry turkey club. Our waitress asked if everything was ok, breaking the silence that hung between us. I just stared into space – in the distance I could hear the whop whop whop of a helicopter.
- magnificent_ruin0
Neue, will your new site be html or flash?
- moldero0
- haha do it.sea_sea
- There, they're, their.set
- http://www.reddit.co…scarabin
- perfect
http://i.imgur.com/6…moldero - haha these are great
http://i.imgur.com/j…moldero - Lol, archer! Ps4 junk food!Hombre_Lobo
- OMG i designed that archer box set. there was a stick-on mustache that came with itscarabin
- My dinner last night at a place called so crab so good lol http://i.imgur.com/n…pango
- Aftermath....
http://i.imgur.com/O…pango - that claw must have hurt coming back upscarabin
- Jnr_Madison0
As I spiral even deeper into my own personal hell, I want everyone to know one thing...
I have walked with angels and even they hated me.
Until next time...
- JesseJensen0
So tent,
All one can ask for,
- Antonelli0
this thread was started on my birthday 4 years ago.
- juhls0
Look at me, saying "we", like all of us make up QBN
- digdre0
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
- PonyBoy0
hate going to doctors...
hate hate hate it.not having insurance... the labs alone cost just under $800... 'yeah'... i got that money//...
... then there's the outstanding doctor bill that went into collections 2 years ago?! huh?...
$1,300 later... i still feel like shit... and the solution was more long term ingesting and waiting... w/2 referrals to more expensive doctors...
...did you know that weed is a depressant?
- unhappymustard0
I'm waiting for the return of Billy Juan the Taco Killa.
- v-gates0
free internship posting places
my boss have to hire one intern but every job place, you have to pay to post. i think i'm allowed maybe $25 to post but the job sites i looked into required hundreds of $. are there any free ones or cheaper ones?
thanks in advance,
- Jaseamus0
how many bones has a grown up got?
- Jaline0
I just took my contacts out of my eyes.
IT BURNS IT BURNS
*oxygen and nitrogen, along with other air gases goes into eye
- You should go and see your opticiancreative-
- I think I should. On a better note, I found out that the glasses with thicker frames would actually work for me :)Jaline
- I've wanted to wear those for years now. They will cost around $250 + though, so I have to wait a bit...Jaline
- I think I left my notes too late on your earlier post, haha. But your eyelids are treating your contacts as a ...flavorful
- Foreign object and are trying to forcibly remove it. There are probably rough ridges on the inside of your upper eyelid.flavorful
- Depending on teh colour is the severity, in either case you should either stop wearing your contacts, or get the drops.flavorful
- Which sounds easy, but I know I waited twice until I could barely keep my eyes open before going to the docs.flavorful
- That happened to me once, but my doctor was busy so I just survived by not going to work and by dimming lights.Jaline
- And I was too lazy to go to the emergency room at the hospital. I may get a regular appointment soon though.Jaline
- It's weird because my left eye was the problem a few weeks ago. Now it's the right one. My eyes are red though...Jaline
- Haha yea, I can always tell when it's time to break with the ole contacts when lites hurt them.flavorful
- jaline- do you smoke cigs, because that burns the most if you touch your eyes.edd-e
- NopeJaline
- BattleAxe0
i need a job
- Rand0
freezing my ass off in this drafty house. hungry. lightheaded. once again giving up on the thought of figuring out how to do anything related to xml or actionscripting
- Rand0
hope you're not too messianic
- canuck0
bog off.