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- ********0
- blog0
i meet with my tax accountant today...
its raining also so that means im jumping in puddles!!!:)
- juhls0
Hi, Rand. What's up?
And all others. OK weekend?
- Good weekend, you? Friday was gorgeous so I fucked off for the afternoon and then caught-up yesterday.********
- I hung out with my friends on Friday night, but was finishing up my book submissions over the weekend :/juhls
- Glad I got it done. Just back to crappy weather for a while.juhls
- i had quite the lovely weekend. How was yours Juhls?********
- Got a cab home on SAT oddly enough from the same random cab driver I got to a place on FRI.********
- He did say that he was honestly afraid for the girl I was with, as I made about 20 rape jokes on FRI, and was happy that she was still with me on SAT.********
- was still with me on SAT. I always tend to forget that some people don't find rape funny.********
- hahahajuhls
- Hi princess********
- I got lazy after I said, "Rand". Too many people :)juhls
- can you quote some of those jokes for us??blog
- I kind of live on the Allegheny River and the cabbie was talking about how creepy it was at nite, and dark on the trail along it.********
- along it - and I was like, 'Ah yea, there is rape rock. My favourite place to rape unsuspecting broads walking about the rape trail.'********
- about the rape trail.' It wasn't even funny, but that phrase sent me into a 8 minute diatribe about rape, and how great it is, haha.********
- great it is, haha. I was stone sober on FRI going to a bar, but coming back on SAT I was very much out of it.********
- Told him that rape wasn't funny, that I apologize for making him feel uncomfortable ... and that on second thought rape is funny, if you are in fact raping a clown.********
- rape is funny, if you are in fact raping a clown. He then offered a free ride if I didn't talk the rest of the way, to which I couldn't bring myself to do for more than 10 seconds.********
- even muster for more than 10 seconds.********
- Good weekend, you? Friday was gorgeous so I fucked off for the afternoon and then caught-up yesterday.
- waterhouse0
I made great burgers but didn't get to the carwash.
- ********0
Horace Parlan
You can find hypnosis at a jazz performance once in a while if you’re lucky, and only if the band you’re hearing really knows what it’s doing. From jazz records this happens far less often: it takes a lot of repetition to create that hypnotic feeling, and when musicians are in the studio, they don’t often give themselves the luxurious space needed to repeat and repeat and repeat a phrase, working small variations therein. But Horace Parlan, the pianist, did this regularly on his records. Grant Green, the guitarist, did it a lot too, and so did Booker Ervin, the tenor saxophonist. They were all together on “Up & Down,” one of Mr. Parlan’s best records, from 1961, which has just been issued on CD by Blue Note for the first time in the United States.
- ********0
good day. I for one had a suckday
- ian0
J, nah I had it all ready to go but i forgot to bring my hard drive with me so tomorrow is for printing tests, panicking and re printing and all that fun stuff.
- megE0
so tired of this stupid rollercoaster at work
we have layoffs, then pay cuts, then layoffs, then things even out... now im at home without pay until the client calls back
just lay me off already and stop the up and down
- if the client calls with an edit, do they bring you in to make it?********
- a little of the old up and down********
- wink wink nudge nudge rand randlocustsloth
- I am aroused at this point.Koopsy
- if the client calls with an edit, do they bring you in to make it?
- megE0
the deal with the client... they havent signed the contract or paid us anything yet, we were put 'on hold' for a week - but we're not contracted with them. we've already sent them 100% conceptual package and were assumed to be continued through refinement and construction...
it's the account managers issue - but it effects me
- Blimey, sorry to hear that.
So the Account Rep was floating stuff out pro-bono in hopes of getting the contract?******** - we've done a TON of work for these guys, long standing relationship - i wouldnt say floating, but doing it without a signed contract yeahmegE
- ...contract... yeahmegE
- Ouch. That's going to end in tears for your firm isn't it?********
- Blimey, sorry to hear that.
- pantone0
So this bitch walks up to my co-worker outside and asks to use her cell to call her mom. She calls her and starts talking about how she needs a ride because she left the clinic and she has strep throat. Then she hands the phone back my my co-worker. Ugh. Good thing I carry hand sanitizer.
- Fariska0
Leonardo: Good
Michelangelo: Good
Raffaello: FFS, dummy copycat;
Titian: shit
Canaletto: Shit
Caravaggio: Nice hand but anyone can copy. Fair.
Botticelli: Shit;
Paolo Uccello: something watchable
Piero della Francesca: Wanky shit.
Van gogh: FFS, you call yourself a painter?
Rembrant: If only he could draw.
Van Eyck: Nice one, wanker.
Constable and Turner: FFS, grow up, pull yourself together and start drawing.
Seurat: Nice idea, spotty
Renoir: see van gogh.- Caravaggio: technical masterwaterhouse
- Canaletto was very technically accomplished, mate.********
- oh sure, but still fucking postcards: shitFariska
- caravaggio: look at all his painting togheter and you'll see the same models. For different roles.Fariska
- First of all, you're missing Donatello.juhls
- Donatello is a sculptor and i have no problem with sculpture. This is a rant about paintingFariska
- I was talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles :)juhls
- then: shitFariska
- Fariska: talentless shiteating lemming********
- Koopsy0
Fuck off Frisk! Cannaletto was technically a master. Sure he may not have moved emotional mountains but fuck me... how can you say he was shit?
- I mean he was a technical master, not technically a master.Koopsy
- i repeat: shit. And he was a fucking cheaterFariska
- YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND MAN.Koopsy
- How the fuck can you cheat in the 1600's?Koopsy
- I'll ignore that last comment by Spooky.juhls
- have you ever heard about "camera obscura"? well, that way!Fariska
- Of course I have heard of the camera obscura. You use one and produce work of that quality and I will concede the point.********
- point.********
- ********0
25 years ago
- ********0
Donny, you're out of your element.
- dropdown0
What an awful idea... having said that I watched each video intently.
NSFW FFS
- canuck0
I haven't been posting much here as of late.
- ********0
good evening
*tips hat
- killthefish0
Wrong Thread.

