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    Leonardo: Good
    Michelangelo: Good
    Raffaello: FFS, dummy copycat;
    Titian: shit
    Canaletto: Shit
    Caravaggio: Nice hand but anyone can copy. Fair.
    Botticelli: Shit;
    Paolo Uccello: something watchable
    Piero della Francesca: Wanky shit.
    Van gogh: FFS, you call yourself a painter?
    Rembrant: If only he could draw.
    Van Eyck: Nice one, wanker.
    Constable and Turner: FFS, grow up, pull yourself together and start drawing.
    Seurat: Nice idea, spotty
    Renoir: see van gogh.

    • Caravaggio: technical masterwaterhouse
    • Canaletto was very technically accomplished, mate.
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    • oh sure, but still fucking postcards: shitFariska
    • caravaggio: look at all his painting togheter and you'll see the same models. For different roles.Fariska
    • First of all, you're missing Donatello.juhls
    • Donatello is a sculptor and i have no problem with sculpture. This is a rant about paintingFariska
    • I was talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles :)juhls
    • then: shitFariska
    • Fariska: talentless shiteating lemming
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