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i'm off. good night everyone.
love ya!- you forgot to say. I am seriousMau
- Why so serious?********
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I'm good. Off night everyone.
- kelpie0
The main character is an investment banker called Peter Babbidge, who has recently developed terminal bowel cancer
- No movie about The Bacon Killer?juhls
- Kevin Bacon?blog
- I like it. Superblack comedy. A brand new genre. This has legs Kelpie!!!********
- was it the bacon killer I christened you? I can't remember that story I wrote for you, do you still have it?kelpie
- I have it saved.
http://www.qbn.com/t…juhls
- kelpie0
After Peter's wife runs off with his solicitor to France, Peter becomes determined to end his own life. Discovering that even the strength and courage to do this has descended into the deep, black pit of impotent fear in which he rests, he decides instead to...
you're up
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The window is open in my studio as the studio next door decided to cook microwave butter popcorn all day, I hate that stench, but its freezing outside and my toes and fingers are numb.
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Digdre posted a note in the pic of the day thread so he wasn't serious about leaving.
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"Peter Babbidge has a job for life and terminal bowel cancer. The only place left to go is deep, unending misery, the crushing reality of forever"
This right here is a rich enough brief to put spark to the flames of productivity. We can just apply the trusted rules of short run sitcommery and devote each of about eight episodes to a well rounded theme.
Peter Babbidge and "sexual relationships"
- and "Unfulfilled dreams"
- and the death of ambition
- and the loss of self worth
- and the collapse of hope
- and morality's resignation.It needs a sort of comedy foil, like a hilarious housekeeper or a pantomime-esque gay landlord but the key here will be that they just aren't fucking funny, not at all, in fact they are massively tragic, so that even the well timed light relief has failed terminally.
- I like it so much I want to spew uncontrollably, until black bile stains my shoeskelpie
- I'm going to have to go to bed now, but I am excited by our sitcom and will sleep on it, only to abandon it first thing in the morning.********
- morning.********
- of course, I too, it wouldn't be funny any other waykelpie
- Did you finish watching Ghost in the Shell already?blog
- I abandoned Ghost in the Shell to draw instead.********
- kelpie0
the comedy foil is an albanian girl, smuggled into the country on the promise of honest work and money to send back to her sick grandmother, who has been sold into a life of prostitution and drug addiction, Orbit.
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I ordered lunch in, and it is still sitting on my desk, untouched.
- emukid0
another highly productive and successful day. i couldn't have possibly asked for more.
- fabolousmegE
- Hi-Fiveblog
- they don't get it, yet********
- they will soon enoughemukid
- maybe if i keep doing this long enough no one will remember my pastemukid
- that's happened already********
- there is no memory, only immediate sensation********
- good bye********
- don't leave meemukid
- bleeding all over this linoleum flooremukid
- juhls0
I replied in the note, kelpie :)
- megE0
im on the search for vertically striped tights, or nylons - I need them in either nude (matte and shiney, translucent/opaque) or white (matte/shiney, translucent/opaque)
surprisingly difficult to find
- need a specialistwaterhouse
- where do i find one?megE
- http://www.mytights.…waterhouse
- AWESOME!!! thanks!megE
- kelpie0
ok, I'm off to plot the pilot for Angst. The opening shot is a steady cam through the 5th floor offices of Price Waterhouse Coopers, from the fornt door in we see all the employees going about their dailyt business, pasing in front of the camera as if it isn't there as it moves inexorably toward the corner office. THrough the open door, the camera moves toward a man in a seat, on the phone, his eyes wide, yet empty of fear, his lips ever so slightly open. We roll up toward him as he puts the handset down. He clutches his belly and winces.
This is Peter Babbidge, Peter has 6 months to live.
*cue funny music
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Cyber-bullies.... Discuss.
http://tech.yahoo.com/news/nm/20…
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I just ran into a guy i went to elementary school with and he has some major connections for me and is introducing me to some people i only wished i could meet. Today is a good day.
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I wish somebody would shoot limbaugh and delay right between the fucking eyes