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o hai moa.
that skt blows my mind. genius he is
- I am BruceMau
- i went looking in my mailbox for books today. twice.********
- what has skt done now?7point34
- easy Tom, easy. the book arrived ;) but I am to lazy to drive to stuttgart ;)Mau
- no hurry. i was kidding.********
- keine die post in wonderfull ludwigs********
- I know I know..I also ordered some books for me ;(Mau
- kein buchladen in ludwigsburg ;(Mau
- hahah, calm down tom. um, thanks though.********
- what books?********
- (for yourself)********
- many many many many...Mau
- Mau0
mr. XX asked me to come to tokio for a conference.
but hahah wtf!!!!!!!! my english sucks
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go check recent work 7.
- hungry_coyote0
I checked recent work thread before bed. This will result in feelings of deep inadequacy and jealousy over night, which I will fool myself is jealousy of "better briefs", "better clients", "better sales" or "better photography" when really I know its just jealousy of "better designers".
Still; at least I get to spend all day tomorrow animating banners for a football match using SwishMax, committing heinous crimes against design for stellar clients like Tony's Tile House and SDM Nissan "The New Home of Nissan in Falkirk".
*loses all hope, paints it fucking black as fuck.
night chaps :D
- imagine how i feel, every night, before going to bed, during in bed, after in bed.********
- what tom, like your whole life's ahead of you?hungry_coyote
- GofyMau
- you're a young chap, and talented. I tell you what, you'll go further than that cock Rybo.hungry_coyote
- btw: who are you?Mau
- Rybo is my hero.
rhyme?Mau - I missed the addition of 'o' to GFY moa, what does it mean?hungry_coyote
- (kelpie here)hungry_coyote
- grass is always greener kelpie.********
- have a great weekend.Jnr_Madison
- I'll assume that was a deliberate football pitch jokehungry_coyote
- ok, that's not always true.********
- fuck rybo? don't compare me what that one. neverever agian.********
- ohhh hai kelpie.Mau
- thanks though.********
- whoever you are, kelpie.********
- if it makes you feel any better, i spent a fair amount of my time doing hugh jackman banner ads this month.********
- Hugh Jackman / Tony's Tiles.
thanks thoughhungry_coyote - even as a straight man, there is no contesthungry_coyote
- ;)hungry_coyote
- hugh jackman is my hero. he saw beyonces nipple. remember?********
- my gf loves Hugh Jackman.
dunno why I mentioned that.
fuck youMau - Tom, beyonce is transsexualMau
- you must fucking LOVE jayZ digzhungry_coyote
- haha. just keep in with ellie and get your arse down to london. you will be directing hi-res and poke in no time.********
- <NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...********
- OOOOOOOOO********
- talking to me about getting my arse down to londn?********
- "Hi-Res, The New Name for Nissan in Shoreditch"hungry_coyote
- I could make it bounce in maybe, then fly away letter by letter while changing colour?hungry_coyote
- sorry for this npost btw, I lost a pitch I worked really hard on today, then had to do a load of thesehungry_coyote
- ergo: I need at least one Big fucking Maudlin Moan ;Dhungry_coyote
- 31Mau
- 34Mau
- Maudlin Moa?Mau
- no worries kelpie mate. i know the feeling.********
- with chest hair like yours? I doubt it you sexy croatian designhunkhungry_coyote
- (cheers paul, don't we all)
right, later guys xhungry_coyote - nom nom nom photoshopped chest hairMau
- ey, clicking 38 times.. you freakin nuts?********
- 41********
- 42Mau
- imagine how i feel, every night, before going to bed, during in bed, after in bed.
- Mau0
I had to many "stalkers" don´t ask me why.
pssssssst
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Yah, maybe we should stop referring to people whose names have changed by their old names in more public threads? It's hard though...
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the educational industrial complex exists solely to make money for its institutions, training graduates for whom there are no jobs
- Exactly.********
- I have posted this in every thread********
- I have a shit load of trackside banner ads those cunts could be doinghungry_coyote
- If fields like design and architecture reverted to apprenticeships there'd be way fewer in the system.********
- HEY THANKS RAND!!8!!********
- That said, how many cunts with a BA in design actually go on to work in the field? How many get their architecture license?********
- not always true. the course i took trained me in precisely fuck all.********
- I studied fine art and painting ffs. Then apprenticed in a litho studio doing old-school lithostone limited run stuff, which is where I really learned.********
- Exactly.
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strippers are self trained
- Maybe we should start a stripper academy and make some money on the side?********
- Maybe we should start a stripper academy and make some money on the side?
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- Mau0
apropos: I hate London. pfui!!!!
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AHAH
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
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tom has talent, no?
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so, anyone has a job for me from mid july to mid august?
kthnxbye- Big Poirot's Waffle Shack are looking for waitershungry_coyote
- hey, are you laughing wiff me?********
- if that's a serious question then yes, not at you. I think you're a nice kid, if that's not too patronisinghungry_coyote
- hungry_coyote0
do the printers digz, I think you could learn a fuck load there, ask a million questions, be really up front
- hungry_coyote0
anyway. proper g'night now
- Mau0
btw: last thursday I had a meeting with a model agency in frankfurt.
my ex-gf is in their databse.she requires 3.000€ without any buyouts per day . WTF.
I think I did something wrong.
- your ex? serious?********
- i mean, your, recent ex? or one from your young years********
- 7 years ago...Mau
- Oh,ok.you still remember her?********
- Idon't know any shit from when I lived in germany.. And I lived there till 2000.********
- my point is, a good memory you have, sir.********
- I had sex with her.... so of course I rememberMau
- oh, well done, sir.********
- its nice for on your cv, *had sex with a model*********
- HAAHHAHMau
- your ex? serious?
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so, I gonna watch 'wanted'
just pumped it onto my iphone.ttyl fellas.
