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- locustsloth0
i think i may finally have a legitimate reason to use neverblink's ignore feature
- juhls0
Do you see what I see?
- Those shoes aren't kosher?locustsloth
- Light blue type on a white background makes it nearly illegible?locustsloth
- Is there a vagina or a phallus in there somewhere?locustsloth
- No, but I can see you seeing what you see... (creepy voice)NotByHand
- okay, enough with me being creepy... I'm sorry. I'm sitting at the fucking airport, bored. I apologize.NotByHand
- YES!!! An Airport!! BEST PLACE EVER to be creepy :Plocustsloth
- camel toe!juhls
- THE LEG THE LEG********
- NICE JEANS********
- PonyBoy0
^^ just gotta zoom out
- Catherine the Great's great-great great great illegitimate granddaughter?locustsloth
- I want your 'zoom tool'... name your price.NotByHand
- killthefish0
didn't a train explode your house, sloth?
- juhls0
A Palindrome for you:
"Dammit I’m Mad"
by
Demetri Martin
Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider... eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one... my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.
- locustsloth0
no no no, it did not. Train A moved away about 15min after i posted news of my potential impeding death by flying metal. A let-down for all of us; you , me, the residents of both blog and OddBlog.
i'll make sure the impendingness is more certain next time before i get all your hopes up- OddBlog residents were disappointed in a more elitist way, of courselocustsloth
- of course.NotByHand
- juhls0
Goodnight. "BSG" torrent is finally available, so I can go to sleep :)
- megE0
2 things before bed
im giving up dating for lent
... and it's been a long week, i cant remember the second nowdammit, im mad
- and you're not going to take it anymore?locustsloth
- How about just casual sex... is that down the drain as well?NotByHand
- How about formal sex? i'm sure you could get a few of the gents around here to wear a tuxlocustsloth
- or maybe embroidered on a cap********
- nope - it's all out for lentmegE
- ********0
hi, good morning
- chossy0
German it's no the most romantic language eh?
- are yu kiddin me? Even dutch is more romantic.********
- Aber also also also!!********
- are yu kiddin me? Even dutch is more romantic.
- typist0
tom, you've got mail :)
- ********0
My gwife just set "You should come and sit in the garden and get some sun, not sit in the dark end droom" and it took me about ten minutes to figure out what she meant by 'dark end droom'.
- killthefish0
Did somebody just give up sex for a tent?
That doesn't sound like a trade I'd make.
- ********0
does he have a new username? AGAIN?
WTF FFS
- neue75_bold0
I sincerely hope that none of you thought I was over-reacting to that cunt in the FMT thread...
- gfy********
- shit! the pancakes...neue75_bold
- you deliver, brother, and could not be more generous. over react? dark and droom.********
- trying new recipe from NYT...fucked up "1 tablespoon and 1 and half teaspoons baking powder"********
- why not just say 4 and half teaspoons?********
- fucking idiots... think of the kids ffs..neue75_bold
- you did good. The same cunt was moaning about me using z-share.Fariska
- what's fmt?********
- I knew you'd be back..neue75_bold
- shut it, grumpy pantsjuhls
- see if I rub your feet tonight then...neue75_bold
- gfy
- ********0
poffertjes, fucking delicious.
- ********0
I edited it a little
http://cargofolio.com/tomhuvener…
