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- 7point340
i picture shitehawk meaning the same as turtlehead.
ian pokes his beak out, looks around, goes back inside.
- locustsloth0
i, for one..... ummmm... You know when..... hmmmm
Naw, i got nothin' today
- kelpie0
I'm not even going to click on it, I'm just glad that there IS a thread called Ginger Zebra
- i was sure it would have been a CALLES thread. i was wrong7point34
- If it were a CALLES thread, it's be some redhead painted black and white and on all fourslocustsloth
- or a zebra with painted on freckles and an orange fro7point34
- juhls0
Obama is here in Ottawa right now. Purely business, so quick turn-around. Many people didn't even get a glimpse of him during his first trip here.
- too much work to be done.dropdown
- There is no Obama. He's a hologramlocustsloth
- emukid0
i find emily blunt terribly attractive. is that bad?
- I don't know who she is. Is that bad?shitehawke
- i see nothing wrong with that. You have my blessinglocustsloth
- I really liked her since I saw My Summer of Love. Then it was solidified in The Devil Wears Prada. Great actress as well.juhls
- she is in movies?emukid
- Where did you first see her then? Pictures? I see.juhls
- her sex video with michael bubleemukid
- haha.juhls
- ********0
"everybody makes mistakes, a-aaw aa-aaaaaw"
- emukid0
should i click on the dinosaurs fucking robots thread? i am about to head to a meeting and can't afford to get turned on right now.
- neue75_bold0
wake me up when it starts...
- get you across the street? I need a scotch and sodakelpie
- But you're so pretty when you are sleeping...juhls
- oh, someone from accounts was looking for you, I said you'd caught malaria and diedkelpie
- Juhls, have I mentioned how stunning you look today?neue75_bold
- you too kelpie, I like those slacks..neue75_bold
- thanks, the wife bought them. My mistress hates them.
*slams martinikelpie - thanks, snuggles, I'll be sure to not tell kelpie. He gets a bit jealous.juhls
- hey, this is the 60's honey, do as you wish! I know I amkelpie
- *gets coat hangerjuhls
- woah now!
holy hell that's an edgy reference jaline!kelpie - *pat on backkelpie
- I think I have a button referencing that somewhere around here...juhls
- let's get redant over here and have ourselves a real party... kelpie, pucker up for the wine bottle...neue75_bold
- I see how it is...juhls
- Well, I guess you do need a girl who doesn't say much for those types of parties, although drugs may help.juhls
- I was inferring that ALL of us could have a good time together..neue75_bold
- Oh. haha, I was being stereotypical about multiple guys + 1 woman = QBN.juhls
- let's level out the playing field here and give you a fighting chance...neue75_bold
- ********0
"I saw your profile here on LinkedIn and felt compelled to write and make your acquaintance. I am a retired vice-colonel (2nd gummer in distress) and a mounted pantryman in the Queen's own Royal First borne fusili reachers. I saw wombats in West Korea, fought side by side with the aspirated gelders of Macaroon and was decorated with paste and confetti at the Wattle of Portakabeen. I lost my leg in the famous ambush at Cuntsford Downs and then found it again fourteen years later whilst traversing the treacherous Larkrise Ascent with a small hand picked batallion from the fearless par-boiled Royal Munkton Bufoons. I salute you sir. Put down your arms and retreat."
- emukid0
last night i got 8 hours of sleep. i am not used to feeling refreshed. to be honest, it kinda blows.
- temporary_name0
I need a wee so bad that my drawing looks like the recovery chart of a trauma patient.
- _salisae_0
- how becoming.dropdown
- wtf is that?emukid
- pamela at fashion week http://www.huffingto…_salisae_
- now that's entertainment_salisae_
- She's like a porn version of Alien.temporary_name
- I'm glad she doesn't live here anymore, or doesn't come around here that often.juhls
- ********0
Meetings suck.
Also, who the hell is:
- Shitehawk
- ENTER_RESPONSE
- gotham_narrow
What's going on around here?- ah, saw enter_response discussed in the other thread, but still — who's the rest?********
- gotham narrow is omg. no?********
- ahem. Its shitehawke, with an 'e' good sir.shitehawke
- Ooooops! Sorry mate.
Have we met?********
- ah, saw enter_response discussed in the other thread, but still — who's the rest?
- emukid0
the downside of having a sense of purpose is that you can no longer mope around feeling sorry for yourself. i am not sure i am ready for that kind of a change.
- Unless your sense of purpose is to mope around feeling sorry for yourself.********
- i have much to learn from youemukid
- *mopes off********
- Unless your sense of purpose is to mope around feeling sorry for yourself.
- shitehawke0
Photoshopping done. And thank christ too. I was starting to feel like a hairdresser, all that tidying of split ends and stray hairs and asking where people are going on holiday. It'd wear you out, I tells you.
- pffft, it;s the mazda mx 5 you are driving home in that makes you feel like a hairdresser.********
- hahahashitehawke
- pffft, it;s the mazda mx 5 you are driving home in that makes you feel like a hairdresser.
- ********0
people that never got laid when they were teenagers really do carry it around with them for a long time afterwards don't they?
fuck it, i'll be in the coldplay thread.
- PonyBoy0
haha... ENTER_RESPONSE... :)
not me!
I'm kind of bummed i let the domain expire though.
- megE0
hmmm...
*twiddles thumbs
- ********0
Hey emu, have you met megE? I hear she's very nice...
Meg, emu.
emu, Meg.- i don't think have i have. hi megEemukid
- we've also got a group sex thing happening in a note on the previous page, if you kids are interested...neue75_bold
- they have plans. BIG PLANS, I SAY!!!locustsloth