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  "I saw your profile here on LinkedIn and felt compelled to write and make your acquaintance. I am a retired vice-colonel (2nd gummer in distress) and a mounted pantryman in the Queen's own Royal First borne fusili reachers. I saw wombats in West Korea, fought side by side with the aspirated gelders of Macaroon and was decorated with paste and confetti at the Wattle of Portakabeen. I lost my leg in the famous ambush at Cuntsford Downs and then found it again fourteen years later whilst traversing the treacherous Larkrise Ascent with a small hand picked batallion from the fearless par-boiled Royal Munkton Bufoons. I salute you sir. Put down your arms and retreat."

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  • hahahahaha, did spooky mail you or something?kelpie
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  • Finally, sarge can go home.
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