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- brooke0
Anybody can learn.
- peteski0
tick tick tick.
- ********0
pski, that "lust train" mashup was insane!
- version30
Quick Meeting = 2.5hrs
I'm charging for it
- ********0
Today's the day.
- 88360010
im still floating in the clouds thinking about my Valentines day fling with a beautiful stranger -
my god.
- ********0
Think I'm going to feed some change into some meters, give the indigent some, whatever bills in my pocket, leave a note inside a book at the bookstore, give up my seat on the train, smile at evryone sometimes with my eyes too, and go home and feel happy.
- Mimio0
On the way to work this morning while driving, drinking my coffee fast and trying to have some semblance of a normal thought-life, I came to the conculsion that "Once in a Lifetime" by the Talking Heads is a cleverly disguised prayer, posing as a pop-song. Genius.
- kingjulien0
Every scar on this body has been worth it.
- brooke0
Her eyes are infected.
- Mimio0
Your snack-cakes are useless against me!
- kingjulien0
Hey.
Hi.
I just called, I don't know, to say Happy Valentine's Day.
Thank you. I was just about to send you an e-card but, well, I know you've been sick so I feel weird complaining, but I don't feel well, and I've just been staring at this screen for hours.
What's the matter?
I'd rather not talk about it.
Okay.
Are you having a good day?
Not really.
Rob, I'm pregnant.
Oh.
The awkward silence huh?
Um, yeah, well, I thought you said you didn't want to talk about it.
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize to me. It's not my problem (anymore).
I know. But it's just so weird. I've just been throwing up all morning and it's gross and my head's spinning and I don't know what the fuck I should do.
Please tell me what to do.
How should I know?
You always know the right thing.
Have you told the father?
Yeah.
Was he upset?
Yes.
Was he an asshole about it?
Yeah. Kind of.
Um...
You know who it is.
Boris?
Uh-huh.
(laughter)
Why are you laughing?
That fucking Boris. I should have known when I was 12 and winning tennis tournaments, when everybody said I was the next Boris Becker with the strawberry blonde feathered hair and the serve and volley game (not to mention the Elesse outfits), that 19 years later a dude named Boris with lambchop sideburns would ironically get you pregnant. It sounds odd but I can't help it. It's funny.
I'm not gonna keep it.
Okay.
Don't you think that's the smart thing?
My opinion is irrelevant. But yeah, you're young, and you can't really take care of yourself.
(silence)
Tell me something. Tell me a story. Make me laugh. Say anything. Tell me you're not sleeping with that girl in the new photos. Please?
I'm getting dizzy. I'm gonna lie down. I hope you figure things out.
Please help.
Look I just called to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day. The rest well, I can't cope.
Okay. I'm sorry.
Good luck with everything.
Thanks
Good-bye.
Bye.
- canuck_II0
So I was eating a sandwich that I made for myself today, and I noticed a bean within it. I was like WTF why is there a bean in my sandwich. Then I clued in. Fucking soy bread. I have been eating soy bread all week, fuck no wonder it tasted so disgusting. I thought I was just imagining things.
- kingjulien0
Do you think it's weird when people ask if you like to eat? Does anybody technically not like to eat? Clearly some people prefer it more than others - why else would my 400 lb. buddy order a pizza yesterday while I was on a Quizno's run just because I was taking too long and he was so hungry he'd eat both meals? - but still, isn't that like asking someone, "do you like having warmth and shelter during the winter"?
- -scarabin-0
still laughing at son being banned
- ********0
It has all gone horribly horribly wrong.
- ********0
son was banned? wtf!
- c_valencia0
"NT doesn't care about black people. "
- rasko40
someone nice sent me two big bags of Cheetos in the mail from the US, it is the only way I can feed my addiction.
so awesome :)