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- kingjulien0
Hey.
Hi.
I just called, I don't know, to say Happy Valentine's Day.
Thank you. I was just about to send you an e-card but, well, I know you've been sick so I feel weird complaining, but I don't feel well, and I've just been staring at this screen for hours.
What's the matter?
I'd rather not talk about it.
Okay.
Are you having a good day?
Not really.
Rob, I'm pregnant.
Oh.
The awkward silence huh?
Um, yeah, well, I thought you said you didn't want to talk about it.
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize to me. It's not my problem (anymore).
I know. But it's just so weird. I've just been throwing up all morning and it's gross and my head's spinning and I don't know what the fuck I should do.
Please tell me what to do.
How should I know?
You always know the right thing.
Have you told the father?
Yeah.
Was he upset?
Yes.
Was he an asshole about it?
Yeah. Kind of.
Um...
You know who it is.
Boris?
Uh-huh.
(laughter)
Why are you laughing?
That fucking Boris. I should have known when I was 12 and winning tennis tournaments, when everybody said I was the next Boris Becker with the strawberry blonde feathered hair and the serve and volley game (not to mention the Elesse outfits), that 19 years later a dude named Boris with lambchop sideburns would ironically get you pregnant. It sounds odd but I can't help it. It's funny.
I'm not gonna keep it.
Okay.
Don't you think that's the smart thing?
My opinion is irrelevant. But yeah, you're young, and you can't really take care of yourself.
(silence)
Tell me something. Tell me a story. Make me laugh. Say anything. Tell me you're not sleeping with that girl in the new photos. Please?
I'm getting dizzy. I'm gonna lie down. I hope you figure things out.
Please help.
Look I just called to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day. The rest well, I can't cope.
Okay. I'm sorry.
Good luck with everything.
Thanks
Good-bye.
Bye.