what would you do if....
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- raydawg880
get naked and run around until i die
- lifeinbinary0
why not throw yourself off a building instead? spare yourself all that running.
- unknown0
Well...running to find a building that is still there....
;)
- Mick0
I'd get my ass to the nearest spacestation, start reading manuals on how to fly one of those things (this may take a year or so), and get my ass off this planet and set coordinates for either the moon or mars - destination not so important, the thrill of flying a spaceshuttle is enough. I may have to get some monkeys to operate the space-station back on earth. Perhaps an alien encounter would be a good thing.
One question about the monkeys - why did all the humans die but the monkeys all survived... my second option is to genetically turn myself into a monkey and live happy ever after.
- unknown0
good one, mick!
- ********0
What if all the monkeys were dead to? Does that mean I couldn't get laid either?
- unknown0
holy shit,
nothing changed here!!!
i'm going back to my paradisiac island
- unknown0
Sain reaction :
Get a dog, assure my survival and basic stuff then, I would begin writing a document resuming this situation and stipulating explications. I would then gather what information (mostly books) thats I find race defining and I would construct an incredibly strong structure perhaps undergraound storing the remains of our civilization and I woul "design" in a "permanent" (so it can last an eternity) way the way to open this structure then acces the information. I would also try to design many things to explain to any who finds this since he or she or it would probably not speak english or whatever language and I aint a mathematician. So I would immortalise our "souls" in the great book of the universe's history.
Insane reaction :
Get food, get porn.
- kodap0
welcome back to this grey and smokey paradise, fake.
- unknown0
thank you dude, but only back for a night
i have comp herpes, gotta stay away from it for sometimes
- unknown0
btw I would do the stuff I mentionned and If I am still alive next .. well ... sandy beaches of wherever is the most desert ... then I'd forget I am alone and keep thinking I'm just where everyone else isnt ...
- chook0
ive been having bad dreams.
- Vinney20
GREAT POST AWARD 2003.
My answer is so long but invloves nicking Eurostar and going to somewhere hot in various fast vehicles.
- unknown0
Simple...I would erect giant metal gates at each end of oxford street and suspend myself above it in a giant glass bubble (with oxygen supply). I would sit naked and gorge on grapes (The red seedless sort). During this time I would be using NASA's stolen alien contact equipment to beckon every shopahollic ET to Oxford Street with the temptation of free trolley dases in any shop (or all) of their choice, I would watch as the crowds gew outside the gates and then...Open every creature dashes...sadly not noticing the gates close behind them and every nasty creature from the universe (and some hamsters) (previously contacted) gnaw chew, snap, gowge, rip, split them all to a nasty bloody mess. hah shoppers! I would be happy with my grapes watching this fantastic spectacle and, the tasty page 3 aliens would be busy sucking my feet.
HEAVEN.
- Magnasoma0
You, my friend, need to get out more.
- jox0
I would rip 2A
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*beavis & butthead laugh*
- enobrev0
Would definitely have to find creative ways to break shit.
Nekkidness would be key. And a warm climate.
I'd consider porn, but wonder if seeing people would make me miss people too much to actually um.. enjoy it.
I'd most likely lose it due to the silence and lack of drinking partners...
- unknown0
...oh and I'd have enormous fun asking inanimate pebbles to "pass the ketchup"
- unknown0
Come on...this threads cool!!!
- chook0
indeed.
keep it alive.
liked your answer by the way...