what would you do if....
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- chopsticks0
To combat the silence I would break into houses and put Ocean Drive by the Lighthouse Family (everyone has a copy somewhere in their home) on the hifi at full volume. On repeat. I would time it so that they were all in synch so that I could turn London into a giant sound beacon calling out to any other surviving individuals around the globe that here be civilisation, all is not lost.
- strangeloop0
i'd go to clonaid and figure out how to work their cloning machinery and make an society in my image. the whole "make a monument to me" thing would go alot smoother and faster.
then i'd make a female version of myself, cause i always wanted to have sex with myself.
after that, i'd set my minions off to some tropical island to prepare for my arrival, as i travel the world with my female self, fucking and eating and having a grand ole' time.
- chook0
you need a tower as well. a tower to shout instructions at these clones of yourself. a really really tall tower. made out of gold or something. and a gold megaphone. and a gold stick capable of zapping those that misbehave with electric shocks. tower. yes a tower...thats it!
- chook0
i think we're finally getting somewhere now...
- finnpimp0
fly fighter jets and catapult out just for kicks
- unknown0
I would never send any e-mails again............sounds kind o´neet
- Nairn0
I'd go on a quest for the Jade Monkey, free from external molestation.
Then I'd build a huge statue of myself (Nice idea, whoever had that!)
- reinitialize0
...realistically-
you'd all be here clicking that refresh button....
waiting....
waiting...
waiting...
for the post that would never come.
- unknown0
It's kind of funny how people dont get mad about people F*cking animals, but if something like the bible is mentioned people get upset. Pretty crazy huh.
I was also thinking, I have yet to see somebody get mad at somebody mentioning the Koran or Budhism, but as soon as the bible is mentioned, people get up in arms....
ever think about that.....
I have lately, I think the only conclusion I can think of is people are scared to find out they might be wrong and the Bible is the only threat to that.ok... thats my thought for the day
- unknown0
The only 2 place I look for the thruth are the bible and Fox news.
- frow0
That's an interesting insight, qburt. I've observed that as well.
- autonoma0
There's a Twilight Zone episode about this. Dustin Hoffman goes into a bank vault to get away from everyone so he can read a book. Meanwhile, there's a nuclear war outside and everyone is killed. He's the only person alive on Earth.
He comes out to find total destruction is is understandably upset until he realizes that he can go to a library and read whatever he wants in total peace and silence.
So, he goes, picks out a bunch of books to read, stacks them all up, and accidentally breaks his eyeglasses.
- unknown0
An even more interesting sight, Montreal.
I will carve it in marble for future generations to come.
- ourcommon0
porsche carerra 4s turbo
thats what I would do
- kodap0
I would walk till find something interesting that worth a stop by.
- unknown0
I would wait at the busstop...
infinitly this time....
- unknown0
that twilight zone was wicked, the original episode was with Burgess Meredith and was called 'Time Enough at Last'
I've always wondered why he just didn't go and find a new pair somewhere, like at the eye glass store?
- kodap0
typical... hee
I'd blow a rubber girl i kept in case of need.
and the rest you figure it out.
- lifeinbinary0
I would sit here posting messages wondering why the heck is that Randomize Me thread so dead.
- dopepope0
I'd take my shoes off.
Right away.