what would you do if....
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Simple...I would erect giant metal gates at each end of oxford street and suspend myself above it in a giant glass bubble (with oxygen supply). I would sit naked and gorge on grapes (The red seedless sort). During this time I would be using NASA's stolen alien contact equipment to beckon every shopahollic ET to Oxford Street with the temptation of free trolley dases in any shop (or all) of their choice, I would watch as the crowds gew outside the gates and then...Open every creature dashes...sadly not noticing the gates close behind them and every nasty creature from the universe (and some hamsters) (previously contacted) gnaw chew, snap, gowge, rip, split them all to a nasty bloody mess. hah shoppers! I would be happy with my grapes watching this fantastic spectacle and, the tasty page 3 aliens would be busy sucking my feet.
HEAVEN.