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So, this is a long one.
Things went wrong at the garbage household this weekend.
We’re gonna fast forward through a bunch of unnecessary details, and just say my gf severely sprained her ankle on a solo road trip in Oregon last week, so she’s home and hobbled.
I came down with something on Saturday, joined her in vegetable status; both bed-ridden.
So we’re thinking “yay,modern convenience!” and put in a Fresh order.
The delivery directions were completely ignored, and they were delivered to the wrong door, so she’s filing a moderate complaint as I’m unpacking all the bags.
At this point I’m just tired of the excess packaging, which is one reason we never use Fresh. It’s fucking stupid - they’ll put a single bunch of bananas in their own, full sized bag for “sanity reasons”. We think it’s a wasteful service, but we were in a pinch.
So let’s talk about those “sanity issues”. I blindly reach into the last bag for what I thought was produce. It squishes. I’m thinking “what the fuck did she order?”
Turns out I’m clutching a fucking sopping wet, used Mickey Mouse diaper.
I look in the rest of the bag, and it’s watermelon rinds and a shit ton of dirty diapers.
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS BAG IS FILLED WITH WATERMELON RINDS AND DIRTY DIAPERS!!”
I’m known for doing my bits, so Ms. Garbage is just eye rolls - very Boy Cries Wolf situation. Had to show the evidence before throwing it to the stoop.
It took a half hour to get them to go from “You’re free to throw it away” to “Ok we’ll give you $10” to “OK fine, no charge.”
Good fucking god, I might finally cancel Prime.
- Ew dear lord, some filthy cunts pulled a horrid one betwixt you and they, 'ant.they?Nairn
- ʘ.ʘPhanLo
- Username checks out.
(I had to to be the one)palimpsest - How the fuck did that get into your order tho? Was it the neighbors? I'm blaming the neighbors.palimpsest
- “Why oh why would they ever send us this garbage”
– garbage******** - Wow. That's hard to believe. Knew we needed a fuck Amazon thread too.MrT
- We use 4billion tonnes of cement a year.shapesalad
- Who dis we you talking bout?palimpsest
- These words have never been said together before in this particular arrangement: HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS BAG IS FILLED WITH WATERMELON RINDS AND DIRTY DIAPERS!elahon
- "sopping wet, used Mickey Mouse diaper" at that!palimpsest
- Username Checks Out!utopian
- It's a mystery that will never be solved. The address on the diaper bag was not ours, but it was in the delivery photo. I still don't have an appetite.garbage
- lololol :Dimbecile
- Yikes!instrmntl
- Ewww!Akagiyama
- What utopian said!SimonFFM
- Free nutella in the mickey mouse wrapper?microkorg
- What SimonFFM said!palimpsest
- Lol @nbmilfhunter
- lol, out of pure spite to the universe I'm getting Nutella when I go to the store later. It won't phase me because the baby shit was orange.garbage
- Also I meant "sanitation issues", but you can forgive somebody for going with "sanity issues" in this situation.garbage
- So, it was not what you ordered?drgs
- ^Cheeky bastard. Of course it was, I just wanted it for free.garbage
- This is amazing. They have a misplaced sense of dooty. Those asses should have wiped the expenses for your poo poo platter.CyBrainX
- I've always had problems ordering groceries online but this is quite next level.CyBrainX
- I can't get over how fucking minging that is.PhanLo