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- NBQ00-2
I think my biological clock is ticking.
More and more I'm thinking about making a baby with a woman and I'm not even in a relationship.
I've always had existantial thoughts but lately it's starting to intensify.
- Grow up********
- That is growing up.monospaced
- wait until you find out how they're made.Fax_Benson
- You'll spaff your trunks.Fax_Benson
- wait until you find out how much they cost... spaffed trunks will be the least of your worries :PPonyBoy
- Try Figmaoey_oey
- But men can't get pregnant and don't have biological clock. Except Arnold, that one time********
- I love my son (now in college) more than anything. However, I regret every decision that led up to his birth. I wasn't ready. Take what you want from that.DRIFTMONKEY
- QUICK....TO THE CHICK OF THE DAY THREAD!utopian
- LOL "Try Figma".evilpeacock
- It will be the biggest time and financial commitment of your life. SO MUCH WORK!FNP14
- Nothing matches the happiness and level of love you have for your own offspring. I had no idea.monospaced
- And yes men do have a biological clock. We are pretty much defined by our need to fuck and spread seed and protect.monospaced
- go outside and fuck somebody already!pango
- NBQ00 will die broke, alone, and a virgin on a Friday.********
- lolNBQ00
- Weren't you together with some skater girldrgs
- @mono Not all men. I'm never having one, have never stayed with a woman that wanted one. For me, there are bigger joys in life than children. Much bigger.garbage
- Not trying to be insulting, but it is disingenuous to suggest that every dude looks a newborn in the eyes and thinks all love.garbage
- My reaction to my friends that have kids is "you ruined your life for this?". Diff strokes, diff folks. Still annoyed that my brother made me an uncle.garbage
- Nobody says all men want this. Also you won’t know the joys of fatherhood until you are one. That’s the point.monospaced
- I don't think most parents would say their lives are ruined by kids.monospaced
- "you won’t know the joys of fatherhood until you are one" well I'm not fucking doing that just to realize it's shite********
- I have 100% zero interest in kids. I would not have that magical moment where I look into that thing's eyes and feel the joy of fatherhood. Not my bag.garbage
- I'd realize that I needed a pack of smokes and be back in a bit. And I don't smoke anymore.garbage
- I also need to get a pack of cigarettes. Maybe I'll be back never.
looking at or playing with other people's kids is enough for me.pango - one kid taking care of another kid is not going to end well.pango
- I'm with garbage. I'm not even remotely interested in breeding. Yuck. I can't think of a better way to ruin my life.Continuity
- Well, there's also heroin, I suppose. That doesn't do anyone's life any favours, either.Continuity
- you can adopt babydick and lock him in a cupboard.face_melter
- lol facefadein11
- lol this thread got drastic.garbage
- I got that a bit as I got around 30 and started putting things together to make it a reality... I've got two little girls now, and they are my world.monNom
- You give up some things from your life, but what you gain makes up for it tenfold. I've never smiled so much as I do spending time with my girls.monNom
- You want to know the meaning of life? Have kids and be a good father to them. That about as pure a definition as you'll find.monNom
- ^ That's a bit of a sweeping statement. The meaning of life is different for everyone.Continuity
- If you've got a better definition, I'd love to hear it. This is the best I've found yet. It has harmony over time and space and from the individual to the groupmonNom
- I think that was his point. There's no singular solution for deeper meaning in life, but also not a knock on your kids.garbage
- For me the meaning of life is freedom, spontaneity, and a certain sense of wildness that I've seen stripped from so many friends that ended up with kids.garbage
- If my girlfriend went nuts said "You're going to be a father", I have no idea what my reaction would be. Probably leave her with my savings and kill myself lol.garbage
- You should definitely not have kids.monNom
- But you know that already. Point well taken.monNom
- Grow up