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    For 35 years I kept my asshole as virgin as possible...
    Got my first hemorrhoid (from heavy squats).

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    • Pics or GTFOdetritus
    • who are the heavy squats?Fax_Benson
    • robo will suggest gentle dabbing with apple cider vinegar in 3.2.1...fadein11
    • Got to loose it at some point I guess!mugwart
    • No fade, rather sit on a cabbage head for 3 days, but don't make cole slaw after... Then put a small glass of acv up your Tooter.robotron3k
    • Other than cabbage heads, are there any ointments I can order onlinedrgs
    • set's got just the ticketFax_Benson
    • front page... should have thought this throughdrgs
    • consider gently pushing it back in with your finger while in the shower, would not use soap since it can dry / irritatesofas
    • Hold on — are you only 35, or did something terrible happen to you as a child?detritus
    • are you really asking QBN which hemorrhoid cream to buy? also, your ass isn't devirginized because you got a hemorrhoid, congrats :)monospaced
    • Put a little petroleum jelly just inside your anus to make pooping hurt less. Don't force it! Dab witch hazel on irritated hemorrhoids.imbecile
    • Bananas supposed to be great for roids too!robotron3k
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    • I have organic bananas, I think I have something with witch hazel I used for the face...
      I lied about my age, I'm 36      drgs
    • Humble brag?wagshaft
    • How heavy we talkin'?section_014
    • 120kgdrgs
    • i can't imagine how ramming a banana up your but would help ones 'roids. even organic onesGnash
    • stuff it back up there with a dildocannonball1978
    • I keep reading that long-term sitting can be one of the causes... who else had this problemdrgs
    • 120kg!? I thought you said you were squatting?!robotron3k
    • I have weak back and hemorrhoids, Im an old mandrgs
    • use Set it Off and apply liberallyfuturefood
    • i hope this is not going to be my new "thing", like sureshot has sausages and utopian has cats...drgs
    • you planted the seed with that last comment :)monospaced
    • your roid is going to become a thing? i can see that.renderedred
    • That hemorrhoid guy. Lolpango
    • Stuff some lightly used Tidy cat litter up your keister.utopian
    • This is definitely a humble brag. We get it drgs, you have hemorrhoids, stop rubbing it in our faces.garbage
    • what is “as virgin as possible” mean anyway?monospaced
    • ^ saving it for marriageGnash
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