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peculiar
I woke up with this peculiar feeling in my tummy. For a second I imagined myself in London, sleeping on the cold wood floor of som…
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nappy dugout
i get all warm and fuzzy just saying that....
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simple pleasures
I love to walk downtown and see Euro hip hop kids, like 15 or 16, get all delirious with excitement when they see a real inner cit…
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Assignment
Describe a phone call you wish you had made, but never did, or one that you'd like to have occur in the near future.
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Hungry
1.) There will be no original story this week. I'm sorry. I've been sick for 5 days, my voice is gone after a 4 hour lecture last …
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believe it or not
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free eee eee.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe…
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Someday
a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets.
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To the waitress who made me feel like an uncivilized cunt at the Basque Cafe
because I couldn't roll my tongue when pronounding the different Tapas, and who felt the need to correct my every word in front …
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excuses
Mr. Simons,
I'm sorry I didn't finish the book. I know you probably think I'm lazy, but that's not true. I've worked 12 hour sh…
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the silence of the world
I was a late convert to the cell phone world. Prior to getting one I thought they were silly. I mean, yes, they're convenient in a…
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justifications (or another self indulgent moment of silly angst disguised as sincerity)
As much as I'd like to believe that art is about the process itself and not about who's better or cooler or more famous, it seems …
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subtle
My roomate questioned me about smoking the other night . I came home from studying and he started with some small talk to bridge t…
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teabaggin'
yesterday i caught someone at starbuck's watching a porno on his laptop. the guy was vietnamese, about 25, and was wearing a lime…
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One More Try
Disclaimer: it's long and depressing, and if you read till the end you might want to attack me.
-----------------...You don…
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Reggie Bush or Leinart?
As great a QB as Leinart is, I think Reggie Bush deserves the Heisman this year. 228 rushing yards in the first half today is beyo…
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breaking bonaduce
Best thing on TV today, bar none. It seems like another cheesy celebrity reality show a la The Surreal Life, but this series isn't…
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recorded conversations
This is an excerpt from the guy next to me at Starbuck's. This guy appears on the surface to be a distinguished black man in his l…
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strange days
What's going on here man? I awoke to a $35 parking ticket, I'm getting weird signals from late night TV on NT, Dr Watson keeps shu…
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the street is where it's at
Growing up Gotti is now my favorite show. I've always been amused by white kids acting black, but the fusion of Italian gangsta cu…
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Pedro's 30 inch Dominican Midget
This is why we have a chance tonight....