Pedro's 30 inch Dominican Midget
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- kingjulien
This is why we have a chance tonight....
- GreedoLives0
he'll hide behind 3rd base and bite arod in the calf.
it's all over.
- kingjulien0
Greedo, here's an article you might enjoy on the series:
- ********0
Nope, no offense, 'The Curse' will rear it's ugly head
- k0na_an0k0
Good God I thought this was going to say Pedro's 30 inch Dick and a picture of it being his right arm, which was actually amputated when he was an infant, and his penis grew 30 inches and he no throws the baseball with it, er... actually shoots it out the pee pee hole at 98 mph.
cool.
- GreedoLives0
i can you're wondering...i haven't shaved since they clinched the wild card.
- ********0
you gonna rub bird shit on yourself greedo? :o)
you gotta post a pic tonight. gotta see the beard. i'll put up mine too.
- GreedoLives0
aight...if i don't have a stroke first.
- ********0
although I'm not rooting for the Evil Empire
- 99feet0
another picture:
- swollenelbow0
haha is that ashley from fresh prince getting fed by the midget??!
- kingjulien0
This morning I got a $35 parking ticket for failing to move my car during street cleaning. This spot is right in front of my house. I've lived here for 14 months--I know better.
Just now I spilled some homemade chicken soup on top of the refrigerator, which is where we keep the microwave. Chunks of carrot and onion and chicken fell inside the cracks of the fridge. It was a b*tch to clean.
Ordinarily, I would have choked someone to death after one of these incidents.
But today, I have a strange calm about me. I believe in the midget. I believe in Manny and Pedro's natural fruits and berries curls. I believe in The Passion of Johnny Damon and Gape Kapler and Dave muthaf*ckin Roberts.In 10 days, I might be ready to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge, but today, allow me this one liberty. I need to believe in the Sox, for my sanity, for my hope in the world, and for my two dead grandfathers, who I'm carrying this dream on for...
- jevad0
GO SOX!