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- kingjulien
Mr. Simons,
I'm sorry I didn't finish the book. I know you probably think I'm lazy, but that's not true. I've worked 12 hour shifts all week but that's just part of it. On the 4th of July my friend came up to me from behind and asked if I was going bald. How do you ask someone that? I seen the spot before but it sucks because others see it now. I'm only 18, man. So I been looking at hair remedies and it's been fucking my head up. Surgeries, tonics, scalp reductions, pills, anything that late night TV has to offer. I'm not ready to be a chromedome yet. Christ! I'm only 18 and I have the rest of my life ahead of me and fuck, this sucks.
I really like your class and I'll work real hard to make up the lost points. Thank you for understanding.
Sincerely.
Hameel
- JazX0
the name of one of my fav bars
- jdcomba0
hahahahahha
- cosmo0
+1.
one.
- blaw0
buy him a hat and tell him to use 'fuck' less in his corrospondence with instructors.
- spendogg0
He should shave his head to see how badly his head is mis-shapen
- _salisae_0
vanity is a lame excuse.
which book was he supposed to read?
- kingjulien0
i get so many cliched justifications that i was quite amused at this guy's response, which was on an actual quiz. at least he was honest, and didn't try to tell me his mom died for the 3rd time this summer
he was supposed to have read the virgin suicides--what a beautiful novel btw.
- MLP0
yeah he could totally do better than that... at least use the fail-safe 'i have pink eye and have to go to the eye doctor immediately'
- kingjulien0
i try to avoid inspecting pink eye because i'm afraid of a sexual harassment allegation, but it's so tough sometimes when the halter tops come out....
- i_monk0
What's he doing working 12 hour shifts and going to school?
- tehgee0
gold!
- tkmeister0
you should respond with a remedy for going bold men.
- tehgee0
you should respond by telling him he should mow teh curtains to match the drapes