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smatas
Okay, a Sin City thread is probably more cliche at this point than one on what everybody had for lunch. I know this. And yet, I'm …
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A-Rod
is a lil b*tch. i can smell his red snapper from here. he should be beaned every time he comes up, regardless of the situation.
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Album Cover Artists
Please list your favorite design studios/artists who work in this genre.
Mine: Hipgnosis/Storm Thorgerson
http://www.stormtho…
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days and confused
What character were you? The Mcconaughey 'the thing I like about high school girls is that I keep getting older and they stay the …
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ms. moorehead
Since I miss dropping new stories in here on Fridays, and because I'm in the middle of moving--which means I might be underground …
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the look of a killer
Warning: This is way too long for you to read unless you want to be drenched in existential angst
-----------------...One nig…
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Madison
Warning: this is long
-----------------...I had a date last weekend at Starbuck's. Her name was Madison. She's a theater maj…
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obscurity
At 18 I was young and crazy and desperately in need of a break from the crowd I ran with. So I enrolled at a junior college in San…
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Uno
In high school my best friend's dad was a bookie, so on weekends--after parties-- we would hang out, handicapping NFL games or pl…
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who's the boss?
a couple of days ago, tony danza was on howard stern. along with the obvious insights, like the starlots he's hooked up with, like…
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last homo standing
what do you get when you watch larry clarke's "kids" over and over, have maroon walls in your room with one carson daly poster, sh…
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I Just Might
Yesterday I almost had to choke a dude in the Honda Service Department--this short little tubby bastard--after a $600 bill and a7…
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That's Just Fine
Among my myriad other issues, sleeping has been a dilemma for the past month. Every morning I awake at 4:30 am, and after relievin…
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clarity
i'm in search of some clarity today. in the past 48 hours i've received three depressed phone callls from various ex-girlfriends, …
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mandy moore
i sure would like to get my dryhump on
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Notes On An Evening Spent Drinking at an Alameda Tiki Bar With Mayo
A. Visited my roommate in rehab on Saturday. The visiting hours are from 1:00-4:00pm, but they have this bizarre rule that you hav…
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so many ways
warning: it's long
-----------------...A student approached me one morning after class. Evidently his dad was a highway patro…
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usual dosage
1.) Why do softball players scare me, even attractive ones? Am I secretly worried about losing an arm-wrestling challenge? Do I ju…