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The Voodoo That You Do
Alright, my ex-girlfriend, who I haven't seen in two years, is flying in this evening to go to the Radiohead concert tomorrow in B…
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born slippy
1.) I think I have the West Nile. This hasn't been confirmed by a doctor, and I haven't had any blood work done, but those three l…
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The Gorbie Chronicles Part One
Day 1
A Friday afternoon drive by the house. Everything appears normal, although there's something sinister in the air. A pumpkin…
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what it has come to
The house across the street from me is being rebuilt from the ground up, and for the last three weeks these bastards have started …
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Protocol for Tipping at Cafes
My double espresso, blueberry muffin, and morning newspaper costs me $5.45. Am I being a cheap fuck for not tipping an extra dolla…
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Heroes
Has anybody ever met or tried to contact one of their heroes? How did the exchange go? What were your intentions? What were the ci…
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Like That
Growing up, my mom was a teacher. It seems like every school I attended she would begin teaching there the year after I left, whic…
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Withnail and I
I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.
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I was
going to write a new story today. I got up kind of excited. But after seeing Randoman spend way too much time obsessing over every…
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Did you know
Brittney is having a baby? By the way, can anybody recommend any cool must have design books? Is it true that Canadians kill baby …
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presently i'm
sipping on some sizzurp
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Milk
is a pervert's drink, and I just had two glasses.
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little iraq
Boy, the French aren't hypocrites or anything...
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jimmy fallon
I have never found Jimmy Fallon funny, not in the least, and that new movie with Queen Latifah looks worse than Ishtar, but it was…
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Good Luck
1.) My new philosophy is quite simple, really, and yet in the past few weeks everything has been glorious, to the point where I fe…
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Pet Owners
Look, I think it's great that you love your animals as if they were your very own children, and despite the sanitary concerns of l…
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The Wall
I watched Pink Floyd's The Wall for the first time in ten years last night. I was at this cafe studying and they showed it on a gi…
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Must See Documentaries
Please add to the list:
1. Bob Dylan: No Direction Home
2. Gimme Shelter
3. Born into Brothels
4. Dig
5. Meeting People is …
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CaptainSaveAho
Last night I went out to dinner at this swanky Italian restaurant in North Beach, one of those obnoxious places with neon lights a…