jimmy fallon
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- kingjulien
I have never found Jimmy Fallon funny, not in the least, and that new movie with Queen Latifah looks worse than Ishtar, but it wasn't until Wednesday night when the Red Sox made history that I began to hate him. You see, we Red Sox fans have been suffering our whole lives. Finally, we won. Finally my grandfathers can rest in peace, and all I wanted to do was savior the moment, and then in the middle of our celebration the fox cameras show Jimmy making out with Drew Barrymore near second base. Why is he raining on our parade? Who are these people? I think it's funny how all the Hollywood frauds come out of the woodworks with their Sox caps and claim to be fans. I once felt the same way about Ben Afleck, but at least he's from Boston, and plus, the guy has enough to worry about, like keeping that wig undetectable when he goes swimming, and getting another gig after that Gigli thing, so I'm officially letting him off the hook.
But Jimmy, he's a poser. Drew will dump him soon, probably for another dumb comedian like Drew Carey, and then he'll will be back doing lines with Dirk Diggler and that Asian guy who likes to set off firecrackers. And then I'll laugh, because despite my eternal glow from the other night, secretly I like seeing posers exposed for who they are.
Okay, end of rant, and back to drinking. It's been a long 86 years.
- jevad0
lmao
- tim5250
they were filming a movie.
- k0na_an0k0
they were filming a movie that stars those two. fallon was a sox fan and the movie was supposed to have the sox lose, but their love prevail.
when the one uh oh... re-write time.
- prophet0NE0
Dude, they were filming:
- kingjulien0
I know I know, they were filming another bad Farrely brothers film, but jeez, certain things are sacred.
- aliendn0
he's terrible, but i crack up when he ruins every sketch by laughing or when he was hilary swank on the jeopardy sketch.
classic sketch ruins by him laughing:
-sketch when will ferrel is a snoot art guy with the smallest phone ever
-when will ferrel is the bad doctor and screams something incomprehensible
-sketh when will ferrel plays cowbelli think he's paid to laugh.
non related. im addicted to tina gaye, so hot!
- tim5250
baseball sacred? c'mon man.
i'm happy the bo sox won, but i know what you mean about raining on the sox parade.
- Hwa_Rang0
Woo dude you need to chill out. They won you should be happy. Shouldn't you be madder at me for not watching the game or even bothering to look up the score.
You also for got the hot tube scene with Drew Berrymore again. That was one of the funniest scenes where someone can't stop laughing.
- _salisae_0
actually, julien, i feel the same way about jimmy. he has never made me laugh.
except when i saw him on the morning show doing his impersonations. i was like - whoa - he's actually talented.
but his character on snl is always a let down for me.
he just tries to break will ferrel's concentration - that's not that hard.
- kingjulien0
I'm beyond chill dude, the post was in jest. Jimmy Fallon sucks, but he could get naked and do handstands on the field while singing Copacabana and he couldn't remove my permagrin. The Sox won, the Yanks suck, A-Rod wears purple lipstick, and Jimmy Fallon will be giving $10 handjobs on Santa Monica blvd in five years.
Also, I'm not familiar with any "hot tube" scene "...where someone can't stop laughing", nor could I care less if you watched the game or rubbed one out to that Morkand Mindy marathon on Nick at night.
- _salisae_0
my theory is that the guy/girl babe ruth hired to put the curse on the sox died and thus - released.
- GreedoLives0
jimmy fallon as the NOMAH fan didn't move you at all? not even the episode where Nomah himself came on?
you, sir, have a heart of steel.
- puter0
I like Jimmy- I am not jealous of his haircut- could careless-
he had plenty of funny skits on SNL- and actually when he and Sandz crack themselves up- I like that- its honest- it's live..
I am going to guess that most Fallon haters also hate:
Paris Hilton
Ashlee Simpson
Britney Spears
Brad Pitt
The Strokes
The Hives--
your in a camp- nothing new..I'll let you get back to hating.
- kingjulien0
Um, imho, Paris Hilton is beyond sexy. Brad Pitt was great in Fight Club, A River Runs Throught It, and Seven. Ashley and Brittany are bangable but kinda annoying, The Strokes are awesome, I liked both of their albums although they sound similar. The Hives don't really do it for me. I like The White Stripes.
Jimmy's haircut? Don't believe I've ever thought about it before.
Hating? Is that one of those Hip Hop terms?
So much for your profile, genius...
- abizzyman0
Red Sox rule.
- Gilt0010
Wait, Drew Barrymore kissing a guy on the baseball field?? Wasn't that movie called "Never Been Kissed"?
- lhd0
sox won because of the lunar eclipse that was going on the same hour as when the sox won.
hey.. I don't make up the news.. i just report the faqs.
clink'
- GreedoLives0
well you weren't the only one whose nose was rankled:
http://www.boston.com/sports/bas…
- welded0
I love calling a streak of incompetence a curse. Now THAT'S funny.
- agraphiclife0
drew is dating the drummer from the strokes, and arguing whether someone is funny or not is dumb because humor is a matter of opinion anyway. i think jimmy's funny. so what.