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- kingjulien
1.) My new philosophy is quite simple, really, and yet in the past few weeks everything has been glorious, to the point where I feel like I should question where all the luck has come from, but don't want to jinx what I have going. Short and sweet, mysterious yet contemplative, it simply is: what would Anton do? Really when you think about it, how does one conquer feelings of purpetual doom without such a profound question?If you apply it to every decision in your life you'll feel liberated. Trust me. Would I do you wrong?
2.) If I had only saved my wardrobe from 1982. I would be so hip right now. Walking through San Francisco last week, it felt like a Bjorn Borg retrospective. With that said, are wristbands really necessary? Can hip hop get any more commodified? Are kids really fooling anybody with the bed head look, especially if it takes 3 hours to craft?
3.) I'm stoked on my new Spaceman 3 album. Sometimes it's those speculation purchases that reap the most rewards.
4.) I have $54.25 burning a hole in my pocket. I'm a shave and shower away from a cocktail, so every second I can type jibberish here delays the inevitable: me bobbing my head to "Let me rock you, chaka khan Let me rock you, let me feel for you
Chaka khan let me tell you what I wanna do" in some dive bar filled with peanut shells and toothless Rush groupies.
5.) Who has a cooler mustache: Edward James Olmos, Rafael Palmeiro, or Welcome Back Kotter?
6.) Does anybody remember when Banana Republic was just a safari store inspired by the Gods Must be Crazy?
7.) My favorite Rand line of all time: "Please stop hurting me." The runner-up: "Alcohol is for pussies."
8.) I may have mentioned this before but it needs to be reiterated: I have a jewish Uncle Burton who wears a Run-DMC rope chain attached to a life-sized gold bagel. Now that's gangsta.
9.) Would it make a difference if I told you I free-ball once a week just to preserve sperm counts?
10.) Good luck, and I mean with everything, in case you were wondering.
- mg330
you let people touch your balls for free?
- kingjulien0
sometimes
- kyl30
welcome back
kotter
- Rand0
that's not a suicide note, is it?
it has a strangely elegiac tone
- mayo0
were you wearing panties when you met up with us for drinks?
- spongebob0
free-balling does not improve sperm count.
just avoid drinking more than 1 can of Pepsi a week and you'll do fine.
- Rand0
that's probably just me projecting.
- moveinspace0
1. I will try it.
2. Bjorn Borg is rad. Wristbands aren't
3. I need a new record.
4. Rush groupies listening to Chaka Khan is scary.
5. Welcome Back Kotter.
6. yes
7. Rand is the man.
8. Gold chains beat headbands.
9. no
10. Good luck to you as well.
- Rand0
*mayo remembers kj's hand in pocket before shaking hands
- mayo0
please keep the idea of "projecting" and kj's sperm in separate threads.
- kingjulien0
my favorite episode of silver spoons was when menudo guest starred.
- peteski0
xlent.
I'm pretty sure he yelled "Good luck!" at me. I hope not. I hope to hell not. I'd never yell "Good luck!" at anybody.
- mayo0
*mayo remembers kj's hand in pocket before shaking hands
Rand
(Aug 26 05, 15:10)jeepers...
DIDN'T WE HAVE FINGER FOODS, TOO?!?!?!???
- Rand0
that always makes me paranoid as hell
- rockonski0
good luck to you too man.
though i've stopped believing in luck altogether. do the right thing is more apt.
- backwards0
nick, you just called my closest friend "a 2nd string bimbo stripper"--why on earth would I take offense to that?
kingjulien
(Aug 25 05, 18:30)sorry
- kingjulien0
mayo, if that creeps you out, i guess i shouldn't tell you all the places my hands had been that afternoon.
- Rand0
the sensitive side of backwards
- kingjulien0
nick, i shit all over your apology. and i swear, the bed head comment was not directed at you.....)
- anzelina0
i remember those banana republics!
i used to sit on the elephant foot and stare at the cloudy sky while my mom shopped for my dad.