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- kingjulien
1.) I think I have the West Nile. This hasn't been confirmed by a doctor, and I haven't had any blood work done, but those three little itchy dots on my leg, and the ensuing sore throat, chills, and headache, are a surefire confirmation, in my mind. Thus, this week's rambling will take on a new urgency, and a new level of incomprehensibility, matched only by the one and only prophet, son himself.
2.) J-Lo on the Actor's Studio? Was this real or a SNL skit? Remember when James Lipson only interviewed "quality' actors, or am I hallucinating? Was Zabka on hiatus? Who's next? Nicolas Cage?
3.) Sign that the Jewpacalypse is near Part Two: 50-Cent's white lawyers/accountants are now referred to as the Jew-Unit (I'm not making this up).
4.) Have you watched Tara Reid's show on E, Taradise? Has a beautiful woman ever done herself more of a disservice by simply opening her mouth? Could we not replace her with our very own Tara, aka SupahGee, and have a much more watchable show? Can you imagine Gee travelling the globe in search of the ultimate party? Can you see Gee cabbage patching with three Moroccans guidos lifting their legs and grinding her from the back?
I'm already getting hot and bothered at the thought.
5.) By the way, have you seen MattyD's new Slippy Magazine? It's the new rage, sorta like the 2A phenomenon, minus the bickering and lunchtime bathhouse excursions.
6.) I fell out of a hammock last night in my backyard. I was asleep and I rolled over and the next thing you know I'm face deep in the grass. I stayed there for a second, reflecting on things, an out of body transcendental Buddhist moment, and I realized how small and inconsequential I am in the larger universe. For a second it was quite powerful, until I realized that the 4 year old kid next door was peaking through the hole in the fence, laughing at me.
There's a deeper significance there I'm sure, but it's Tuesday, and I have the sold out Brian Jonestown Massacre concert tonight to worry about, and you're already annoyed that I wrote so much and don't really have a point. I feel your pain, let me assure you. But then again, really, what did you expect from me?
- nick0
west nile contagious?
- todelete__20
i've got dickdo.
my gut sticks out further than my dick do.
feel lucky punk.
- JazX0
hahhahaa kj
- kingjulien0
I think it's Bush's fault.
- tehgee0
could my show be welcome to the taradome?
- kingjulien0
will you wear be "featuring" in a tight halter top?
- gruntt0
soak your leg in whiskey.
or was that liver?
better try both.
next time wear a condom when in the vicinity of mosquitos.
- JazX0
I think it's Bush's fault.
kingjulien
(Sep 6 05, 11:30)it's Bush's fault and I don't like it one bit! I'm gonna rampage about Sweden soon! Them ABBAs
:P
- radar0
Good luck with the concert KJ - I saw them in ATL a few weeks back as Anton threw a hissy fit about his guitar being screwed up and then began to scream and hollar at the crowd for wanting him to play music, at which point I went outside to vomit, but don't think I missed much.
- fullerc0
1.) Your what we call an hypochondriac, I know because I'm one myself.
2.) The actors studio has always been a bit of an SNL skit.
3.) Jew-Unit has it's own video game coming out on Xbox360
4.) No but she is hot!
5.) No, thanks for the link
6.) If I fell out of my hammock I'd be face deep in dog poo.
P.S.
Let me know who that BJM show is, I'm going on Thursday night.P.S.S
Kona, It's called a FUP (fat upper penis or pussy) or for the woman I like to refer to it as a Gunt!
- kingjulien0
haha, Radar, i was hoping for a fit in Sac about 6 weeks ago but he played a flawless set, only stopping to heckle his drummer for smoking pot before the show. but this is in sf, and joel the tamborine player might drop in after work at the used cd store, so it could be anarchy.
then again, i might not find a brotha out front to purchase tickets from, so it could all be a moot point.
- todelete__20
haha. nice. a gunt.
- tehgee0
NO™
jesus i cant imagine me in a tube top!
teh horrorrrrrrrrrrr!@!!!
- kingjulien0
(in best sam kinison from back to school voice)
i like your answers, fullerc.
- tkmeister0
i thought this is a thread about underworld song.
- tehgee0
me too i dig taht song someone post an mp3
- gruntt0
gunt = front butt
- kingjulien0
btw, mattyd is paying me thirty five cents a response for this thread, so please, hook me up. (it's like working for suge knight but who's complaining?)
- gruntt0
cha-ching.
- cosmo0
KJ can we split the cash?