Signs your getting old?
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- Bennn-4
when you dont understand twitter and/or reddit
its a sign
- renderedred0
it's my birthday today, i am so old...
- happy birthday man :)Bennn
- thanks!renderedred
- happy Bday!moldero
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- Happy birthday!mugwart
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- Gardener0
still seems like a good idea to collect old records
- ernexbcn0
You develop a hatred for fireworks, specifically nearby your home.
- GeorgesII2
Went to the beach this weekend,
and stayed all day hidden under a tree,
didn't even dip my toes in water..
- deathboy-2
when everything on QBN offends you and you call for bannings.
i did go to a frankie valli show the other night and eavesdropping on all the geriatrics yelling at each other left me with the impression that in old age complaining is sport.
- I don't believe there's anyone here that feels offended by everything.oey
- _me_0
stopping to browse a window of a "Gentlemans Outfitters" type shop and having the voice in your head say, " mmm.. those look comfy "
- chukkaphob1
Posting on the "Signs your getting old?" thread and thinking your response is clever/funny enough to impress a bunch of other old QBN farts.
- Peter-3
How old?
I'm throwing monies at all kickstarters, I brush my teeth with Quip, I'm down with all the trends today...I think - kind of old?
I'm so old (...and wise) that my body hurts, that's how old I am. Even though I'm just mid 30s - kind of old?
- sofakingback0
Second guessing the sprint for a ball.
"eehhhh its gone anyway."
- Beeswax0
my barber said my white hair on the sides is unbalanced and too distracting with the darker top and fooled me into dying my hair with his new very subtle white covering hair dye.
i barely noticed the difference at the end but he still charged me extra 50 bucks.
total misery.
- since1979-1
wonder woman looks really corny
- since1979-1
grunting when bending down or sitting.