Signs your getting old?
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- utopian4
When you preset NPR in your car.
- Oh man. 20 years ago I was all about amps and subs. I don't think I have tuned to another station besides NPR in 10 years now.DRIFTMONKEY
- That's only because most radio sucks. Other than SiriusXM, I have NPR, plus the classical and jazz stations on my first 3 presets. lolsea_sea
- robotron3k0
When you can take off from the office early knowing your staff will be staying very late to finish the work and present it to you in the am.
- Maaku-1
Well I played soccer last night and I feel like shit today.
Everything below my waist hurt. My feet hurt, my knees hurt, my coccyx hurt as well.- 33Maaku
- So why does your anus hurt?set
- lol @ set, beat me up to it.oey
- Felt down a couple of times.Maaku
- Your anus was felt down a couple of times? That's sexual assault my friend.set
- you think you are old at 33?
http://www.reactiong…Bluejam - Well, it doesn't feel like 23 anymore.Maaku
- falling on your tailbone is awful, sorry manmonospaced
- I just played my last game last Friday night. Fun as shit, but sore as shit. Recovery was a solid 3-4 days.stoplying
- section_0142
Literally everything I do (and I'm perfectly fine with!).
- Grey hair invading the colony full force. When it started years ago, I was upset, but could give a fuck now.
- Sincere outrage when someone asks me to go out after 9:00 pm. No kind sir! Do you see what time it is?!
- Can't stay up late or sleep in. I don't know what that has to do with it, but my ass is up before 8:00 no matter what.
- Teenagers...wtf? Every year I'm annoyed more and more by them.
- I can fix everything around the house now. I hit 35 and just knew how all of the sudden.
- microkorg8
... you look at listings for Music Festivals and don't know who the fuck 99% of the bands are.
- Bennn1
- I'm totally up for a grey beardset
- yuputopian
- LOL.. i thought that read ELIMINATES GAYSautoflavour
- ^ Nope, too much grooming probably encourages them.MrT
- PonyBoy3
marychain's taste in women starts to make sense
- Marychains taste in women will never make sense.autoflavour
- not unless you like fucking your grandmaautoflavour
- lol @ autooey
- Miguex-1
- BusterBoy2
When you bend over and "huuuuh" comes out of your mouth.
- drgs1
Growing indifference
- oey1
I think one is old when one starts farting when one bends or something.
You know what I mean?One goes down for the shoe laces and an unvoluntary fart pops out.
That's what old is for me.I'not there yet, I'm 41 and cock is fine, too fine actually, thanks for asking.
- fooler-3
I hardly like any rock music recorded after Joey Ramone died or any rap music music made before Wiz Khalifa was born.
- Correction. I only like rap music made before wiz khalifa was born.fooler
- Cheese wiz?BH26
- so you don't like Run the Jewels?oey
- Jay Electronica will save us from this plague of skinny, tattooed, mumbling fuckwits.face_melter
- Wizs first album is halfway decentsince1979
- monospaced0
You sometimes get concerned because you've never *actually* seen an old graphic designer.
- BH263
Found a Grey Nose hair, I just chalked it up to - its probably just blurry cause I can't see anymore.
- autoflavour-4
This is a question I have tho.. I have read a few times lately in articles and so that men are relieved once they reach middle age as they are no longer driven by their dicks any more and they don't have the desire to have sex all the time..
I don't know.. My sex drive is high, if not higher than before.. And that with 2 kids and a partner of 13 years.. Annoyingly so sometimes .. I would fuck everyday if she would let me..
Is this just me? Or were the guys in these articles just softcocks who were just repressed ?
- Not to steer this thread into the gutterautoflavour
- I'm with you on this one. Turning 40 this year and can say that my libido is on point. I am lucky to have a girl that is willing to be as hot and bothered as I.capn_ron
- Yep, I'm 42 & still firing. i would have sex at literally anytime... shit, you could wake me up at 3am and i'll still get on it. My girl thinks i'm a sex pestnecromation
- autoflavour-5
this thread reminds me that I am probably too old for the life I lead..
I don't care tho..
I see 20 year old girls in the street, and apart from the obvious carnal reaction to flesh, I have absolutely no desire to be part of that world..
But yep .. 24 year olds are the sweet spot I think..
Old enough to have experience, young enough to be stupid
- That said, my wife turned 40 this year and I next year.. So yep.. We be old as shitautoflavour
- 20 year old girls fuck like tigers nowadaysoey
- I'm also old enough to have experience and young enough to be stupid :)oey
- [identifying intensifies]imbecile
- i downvoted myself.. you know.. because i canautoflavour