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    Avocados when they look like this

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    • ...aand on top, it tastes like dish soap. I had to throw away the toast, inedible. Never happened before. Avocados are infuriatingly unpredictable.jagara
    • Always a coin flip when you start cutting it in half. So many thrown away into the can. Well deserved punches.Ramanisky2
    • And that's why you always check the nipple. If it's not there, that's an avocado that has already been accidentally vented in transit.garbage
    • Either find one with a good palm feel and a nipple, or buy a hard one and snap the nip when you get home, it will be ready in the morning.garbage
    • And that's my unintentionally dirty post of the day.garbage
    • ^lolrzu-rzu
    • More avocado advice plsnb
    • SFW advice there garbageRamanisky2
    • shit... i think i forgot an avocado in the cabinetpango
    • Sometimes there's more flesh inside of the pit, but that's rare. The pit is actually good for you, but it's not worth doing yourself:garbage
    • https://www.ncbi.nlm…garbage
    • And American desire for avocados is now a cartel thing. CJNG is even getting on it, so that's something to consider.garbage
    • I find Kiwi fruit similarly unpredictable. Some taste great, some sour as fuck, some solid as fuckmicrokorg
    • Kiwi tips: Smell before you squeeze. The fuzzier the better. If it already smells sweet in the stand, that shit is too ripe.garbage
    • Again, as I was typing that I was like "this sounds too dirty", but I just let it fly anyway.garbage
    • Wtf, avocados are too expensive to pull this shitgrafician
    • lol garbagefuturefood
    • There is never flesh in the pit. They aren’t that expensive.monospaced
    • Price has gone down since 2022. Cus they were importing too manypango
    • Price is relatively consistent over the last decade at least where I am. Changes seasonally of course. My hometown grows a ton of them, and we had 20 trees toomonospaced
    • @mono You absolutely can find flesh in the pit. It's rare and not worth it. I was talking more about the nutrient value of the pit itself.garbage
    • no, you cannot find flesh in the pitmonospaced
    • You should not eat the pit. It’s not a good source of anything. That’s not a thing. Punches for whom ever started that retarded rumor.monospaced
    • The avocado commission says they don’t recommend it and say the pit is not meant for human digestion. In fact they suggest that it may be harmful.monospaced
    • It's like you didn't read me saying "it's rare and not worth it". We'll add to that I meant mechanically processing the actual pit.garbage
    • But again, you're an adult who still uses "retarded" improperly. I think I'll get my advice elsewhere.garbage
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