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- CALLES0
Delivery... deed ju order sum tacos
- jon_d0
suddenly batman appears out of nowhere
"where is he?"
"WHERE IS HE?!?!?"
- dbloc0
Batman Dies.
- vaxorcist0
Jason took an all-night megabus for the trip to Bel Air.... the A/C was busted, but the ticket was cheap, and the last $18 his mom had on that stolen credit card she'd gotten from her dealer after she did a few favors....
Next to Jason sat this hairy fat guy, furiously typing on his iPhone, while listening to some irriratingly bizarre motivational speaker on headphones that didn't cover his hairy freckly ears at all...
- jon_d0
thats when the roof sharts shaking.
it is megatron.
"I have the weed Prime!"
Why does this giant robot keep calling me Prime?, Batman thinks to himself....
- jon_d0
"Lex?"
But it wasnt Lex , it was the Joker sneaking up from behind.
"I have waited a long time for this Batsy!"
Joker snaps the rope and Btman and Tony fall down the skyscraper!
"You son of a......!!!!!"
- jon_d0
the house collapses from the roof being torn off by the giant decepticon.
- vaxorcist0
Jason was about to go to sleep when the fat guy belched and farted and got up to go to the bathroom, as he stood up an altoids tin fell out of his pocket and a whole bunch of fortune cookie papers fell out, all over the floor. The fat guy grabbed for them as if his fortunes would change rapidly if he didn't get them all before anyone else could read them.... Jason just sat there and tried to look normal....
- jon_d0
Batman escapes using his trusty grappling hook.
- GeorgesII0
( Paul van dyke and Skrillex playing in the background )
- ukit0
pieces of falling roof and cement crush and kill the Mexican delivery boy
- TheBlueOne0
"That's no grappling hook!" Robin cried, a moment too late.
- ukit0
...And then Tony woke up.
"What a weird fucking dream," he said as he rubbed his eyes tiredly.
- vaxorcist0
The talentless film producer finjshes readiding aloud the excerpts from the film script he found in the trash at in-n-out burger and hands it to steven spielberg's assistant after wiping off the mustard stains.
- jon_d0
"It aint no damn dream Tony."
Tony realizes he is swinging from the top of a skyscraper, bound and gagged by the Batman.
"Now tell me what you know!"
"Dude I just ordered some tacos." Tony replied.
- jon_d0
"what?" asked batman
"tacos."
Batman could not understand the muffled Tony.
"let me undo that for you."
"thanks."
- IRNlun60
Tony rubs his what's left of his eyes, again. The incessant rerun of Batman, tacos, Batman, tacos. BATMAN, TACOS!!!! He rubs his eyes again.
- JackRyan0
He wakes up in his cube...groggy. The receptionist calls...he has some mail. This strikes Tony as odd, he's never gotten mail at a job before. He gets a small package, he feels the plastic envelope, realizes there are dvd's inside...curiosity takes a hold and he rips open the package. He turns red, and tries to hide his surprise, its 3 dvds of Girls Gone Wild. He immediately scours his memory, was I drunk and ordered this!? Maybe...calls his bank, no explanation...he then thinks it could be a joke, could be a friend, makes some more calls...no such luck.
- jon_d0
Then he looks at the envelope...
"Qwickster?!?!?"
- locustsloth0
Tony quickly realizes that it's a coded message. Drawing the Golden Ratio spiral on the envelope, he grabs a scissors and cuts along the line. Holding the spiral by it's center, the rest of the envelope unfurls revealing the message: