House Abuse
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- detritus
One of my best chums is going to Italy with his bord for a few days and has left me with his house keys so I can pop 'round and water his plants*.
In the vein of office pranks involving silver-foiling everything in a cubicle, what can I do to make his return home more memorable than his crappy holiday?
Actually, the silver foil example was crap - I'll only want to spend a minimum of time abusing his house/trust/sense of privacy - what pranks can I pull with 15 minutes of effort?
1) Shit in the fridge.
2) Don't water the plants... ha ha ha!* yes, I am that old.
- doesnotexist0
how about do something nice? asshole.
- I am doing something nice, asshole.detritus
- haha, shitting in the fridge = nice? my mistake!doesnotexist
- Of course I'm not going to shit in his fridge, jesus man - that phrase is just a QBN meme!detritus
- harlequino0
Can't go wrong with a couple dead hookers strategically placed. Like in front of the tv, with the remote in hand.
"Hahaha! She's not supposed to be there! LOLZ!"- she makes a better door than she does a window7point34
- Hmm. This could end up expensive. Could I get the same effect from dead kittens?detritus
- Yes. On the extreme side, but sure.harlequino
- D'oh! Kittens don't watch TV!
Hmm.. maybe if I put condoms straggling out of their bottoms?detritus - Now you're talkin.harlequino
- Llyod0
do an ass pennies with the silver ware
- ASS PENNIES!!! Love that skitlocustsloth
- wtf is an ass pennies?dopepope
- http://youtube.com/w…bulletfactory
- 7point340
fart on a cake?
- ninjasavant0
swap out all of his wall decoration with artistic nudes
- grayhood0
super glue all his interior doors and cabinets shut.
- Antonelli0
clog his drains with your pubes.
- ninjasavant0
sell his house
- lol... I wish I had the balls (/money to pay for it all :)
Perhaps after the next million..detritus
- lol... I wish I had the balls (/money to pay for it all :)
- Llyod0
set fire to the house
- vanilla_cam0
saran wrap over the toilet is always a hit when he comes home and pisses all over the floor...
- jasontroj0
- <----I'd love to be in a party with him in charge.omgitsacamera
- I never noticed the naked kidLlyod
- D_Dot0
Bolt a nude picture of yourself over his bed
- Actually - this has got legs - I could photograph myself, nude, frottaging all his cookware, but not give himdetritus
- the photos for a couple of weeks..detritus
- < hahhaacanuck
- hahaha ya that sounds better. sauce pan jock strap.D_Dot
- Friends of a friend made a calendar of nude pics of themselves in a house the were looking after...locustsloth
- ...and gave the owners the calendarlocustsloth
- Nice, locust. I'm ..slightly.. uncomfortable with the idea of purposefully leaving nude pics of me with a best chum though!detritus
- pencilpants0
glue everything to the ceiling
- My Dad did that to someone back in the 80s, when he worked down in the Falklandsdetritus
- harlequino0
badger in the toilet.
- omgitsacamera0
Get a melon and stick it somewhere so it stinks up the place.
BETTER: A durian fruit.
- detritus0
Anyone got a recipe for mixing up some theatrical cum?