House Abuse
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- mimeartist0
do something that will amuse, but not make his life hellish*... glad i could help
*don't go too far
- chossy0
hang his door off it's hinges put police tape round the outside and have a lassies legs and skirt just visible behind the door and broken glass there too plus put one of your familiar tops ripped up next to the dead chick, honestly your friend will love you for this prank and it will relax him when he gets back :D.
- harlequino0
Have about 12 furries or so just hanging out. Waiting.
- cannonball0
if you can't figure something out yourself then do nothing.
- ninjasavant0
oooh, plant all of his plants out in his yard.
- or rip up the yard and switch it with carpet inside.mg33
- mcLeod0
get his girlfriend pregnant
- max_prophet0
hide little bowls of half eaten rice and chopsticks etc in cupboards here and there - he'll think he has a mysterious japanese woman living in his closet.
- Llyod0
murder him and his family with an axe and ice pick
- PIITB0
dude buy some porn and put it in every device that he has, ie dvd players and vcr's (if he still has a vcr). then as soon as he starts turning shit on in his house he will be interrupted by the sound of some chick taking it in the ass.
*dont forget to jack the volume up on all the devices.
god speed.
- mg330
I think you can go to a pet store and buy flies. real live flies. big ones like horse flies.
Go buy some, take a duffel bag and fill it up with flies, then open it up in the house, or quickly release the flies into a closet and shut the door.
- http://www.cracked.c…ninjasavant
- That link made me chew off my own tongue.harlequino
- Knowledge_j0
flip all posters/images hung on wall upside down
put the food from the freezer in the fridge - and the food from the fridge in the freezer.
- I used to turn all my Grandad's paintings upside down when I went to visit. First time, it took him weeks to notice.detritus
- 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th & 6th times I did it, he noticed pretty quickly. (I was just a wee bairn)detritus
- edit: a wee nairn7point34
- HA!
Knowledge_j
- mg330
If you lived near the coast, it would be awesome to offer the home to fishermen as a processing facility. Just have then cut and fillet hundreds of freshly caught fish in the kitchen, leaving blood, heads, tails, skin, scales, eyes, intestines, etc. all over.
Someone needs to change the definition of "epic," because that's it up above.
- 7point340
paint his walls up graffiti style in a paint thats only black light activated.
replace all bulbs with black lights.
- mg330
Redecorate a room with that gaudy Santa Fe style stuff, indian pastel spirt wolf stuff
- omgitsacamera0
Holy fuck
60+ responses in an hour?
- You can always bank on a monday prank thread to rack up the responses!detritus
- mg330
Paint all the windows black and replace all the lightbulbs with red bulbs so it's like a submarine.
- 7point340
set up a fog machine inside so that when he opens the door he thinks his house is on fire. make it visually obvious so that when he runs into the next room he finds it. he'll call you and have a good laugh.
actually set a room of his on fire, so you have the last laugh.
- mrdobolina0
rig a shotgun up to his front door.
- If shotguns were legal here, I'd've long-since been banged up in prison.detritus
- er.. 'banged up' meaning 'locked away' not 'anally raped'detritus
- (just in case you don't have that phrase, Stateside!)detritus
- the anal raping would be a fringe benefit of course
7point34 - *nods enthusiastically*
Of course, of course!detritus - hahahmrdobolina
- mg330
man, just please do the mentos coke bottle thing. go watch the video on http://www.prankvote.com. I am dying to do this to someone.
- detritus0
Thank you all, except one, for your answers.
I'll dwell on this further over the next two days - Thursday's the day!
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- i know i know. the pastry bit was going too far. i'll see myself out7point34
- what they don't have a cat?neue75_bold
- haha, they don't, no, neue.
Never stopped me beforehand though.
*fingers dead cat*detritus