House Abuse
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- MrDaro0
chalk outlines and warning tape around the house.
- pencilpants0
steal every lightbulb in the house ...or hide some fish behind a light switch or outlet..seal it up
- tasty0
dildo in shower, soap suds, fake blood, baby oil
easy clean up yet disturbing
- harlequino0
This one works, did this to someone a few years ago.
You will need:
Several (preferrably identical) plastic food storage containers, more cylindrical shaped
Corn syrup & red food coloring
Masking tape/markersMix up a bunch of the corn syrup and food coloring to make a big batch of movie blood. Fill each of the containers about 3/4 of the way with the fake blood.
Apply masking tape or a label to each container and make up some data to repeat on each, as if each one is a specimen of some sort. For example:
-Female, 105 lbs.
-Greene St.
-July 25, 2008
-Struggled, no screamingNow leave them toward the back of the fridge. Mixed in with the other items.
- hahah..that's awesomepencilpants
- Love that 'Struggled, no screaming line'.
Though.. it came a bit easily - you experienced?detritus - you experienced?detritus
- Llyod0
rape him
- mg330
Replace a few cans of tuna fish with catfood cans, replacing the labels, of course.
- canuck0
Put some odd stains on his towels, or bed sheets.
- 7point340
take photos of yourself.
cheeky, funny, asinine photos.
like ones of you with shit eating grins and pointing your index fingers at the camera, winking.
get them framed and randomly place them in with his photos. everywhere.or: cut out a bunch of pictures of you and tape them over his framed photos, so it looks like you were with him for all his family shots. etc.
or: drug his mum. take pictures of you having anal sex with her (be sure to give the thumbs up signal to the camera) replace all of his photos with these pictures.
the first 2 are sound. 3rd is only an option if you have huge balls, and like older women
- D_Dot0
In the same vein as Tasty's suggestion:
Stage his bedroom to look as though a porn production was staged there. cameras, astroglide, condom wrappers, etc.
- mg330
see if there's still a web page on mtv for that ryan dunn show homewrecker. he always had awesome tips for pranks.
like filling an umbrella with flour and closing it up so the person is caked in flower with they open it above their head.
Or, he had this one thing where he filled a kitchen cabinet with skittles or something tiny closed it up, and made it so that when it was opened they just went everywhere.
- :) I like the Skittles idea :)
I'll have a Google for that show, thanks mg33!detritus
- :) I like the Skittles idea :)
- canuck0
Does he have an answering machine you can change the message on?
- neue75_bold0
knock up their cat...
- 7point340
fill a basket with regular creme-filled pastries.
leave them with a "welcome home" note.
at the bottom of the basket leave photos of you jerking off into empty pastries shells. make sure this pics involve you winking and giving the thumbs up. (its so crucial to all these photo pranks)
- mg330
I'VE GOT IT! ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS!
Does he keep hand lotion around? (Of course! He's a dude, duh)
Take the newest, or a brand new bottle of hand lotion, empty out all the lotion, rinse it out completely, then fill the same container with:
mayonnaise, or
white paint, or
liquid paper, or
gluenext time he's using lotion he'll be in for a rude awakening! I have always wanted to do this!
- mg330
You should also totally make a mentos bomb with a 2 liter bottle of coke. he'll never know what it was.
Look it up on http://www.prankvote.com - they have a step-by-step guide in there somewhere for how to do this. it's genius.
- Ah yes! He's not a big soft drinker though.. still, I could leave one there. *added*detritus
- harlequino0
Can you find someone who looks exactly like your friend? That way when he gets back, the imposter is there waiting, wearing his clothes and exclaims "Who are you and what are doing in my house?!" when your pal gets home.