House Abuse
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- mg330
If you lived near the coast, it would be awesome to offer the home to fishermen as a processing facility. Just have then cut and fillet hundreds of freshly caught fish in the kitchen, leaving blood, heads, tails, skin, scales, eyes, intestines, etc. all over.
Someone needs to change the definition of "epic," because that's it up above.
- cannonball0
if you can't figure something out yourself then do nothing.
- Knowledge_j0
flip all posters/images hung on wall upside down
put the food from the freezer in the fridge - and the food from the fridge in the freezer.
- I used to turn all my Grandad's paintings upside down when I went to visit. First time, it took him weeks to notice.detritus
- 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th & 6th times I did it, he noticed pretty quickly. (I was just a wee bairn)detritus
- edit: a wee nairn7point34
- HA!
Knowledge_j
- harlequino0
Have about 12 furries or so just hanging out. Waiting.
- mg330
I think you can go to a pet store and buy flies. real live flies. big ones like horse flies.
Go buy some, take a duffel bag and fill it up with flies, then open it up in the house, or quickly release the flies into a closet and shut the door.
- http://www.cracked.c…ninjasavant
- That link made me chew off my own tongue.harlequino
- chossy0
hang his door off it's hinges put police tape round the outside and have a lassies legs and skirt just visible behind the door and broken glass there too plus put one of your familiar tops ripped up next to the dead chick, honestly your friend will love you for this prank and it will relax him when he gets back :D.
- doesnotexist0
how about do something nice? asshole.
- I am doing something nice, asshole.detritus
- haha, shitting in the fridge = nice? my mistake!doesnotexist
- Of course I'm not going to shit in his fridge, jesus man - that phrase is just a QBN meme!detritus
- harlequino0
Can't go wrong with a couple dead hookers strategically placed. Like in front of the tv, with the remote in hand.
"Hahaha! She's not supposed to be there! LOLZ!"- she makes a better door than she does a window7point34
- Hmm. This could end up expensive. Could I get the same effect from dead kittens?detritus
- Yes. On the extreme side, but sure.harlequino
- D'oh! Kittens don't watch TV!
Hmm.. maybe if I put condoms straggling out of their bottoms?detritus - Now you're talkin.harlequino
- Llyod0
do an ass pennies with the silver ware
- ASS PENNIES!!! Love that skitlocustsloth
- wtf is an ass pennies?dopepope
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- 7point340
fart on a cake?
- mimeartist0
do something that will amuse, but not make his life hellish*... glad i could help
*don't go too far
- ninjasavant0
swap out all of his wall decoration with artistic nudes
- grayhood0
super glue all his interior doors and cabinets shut.
- Antonelli0
clog his drains with your pubes.
- ninjasavant0
sell his house
- lol... I wish I had the balls (/money to pay for it all :)
Perhaps after the next million..detritus
- lol... I wish I had the balls (/money to pay for it all :)
- Llyod0
set fire to the house