NT Roast: Tuesday
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- grayhood0
gee dips her doritos in mayonnaise.
- mayo0
Oh yeah?!?!? >:(
well gee dips her fritos in grayhoods! >:(
HAHAHAHHAhahaaha
- todelete__20
tehgee's third and fourth nipple once signed on to nt and posted for a whole day without her knowing.
- grayhood0
...i am still finding freitos in the strangest places.
- mayo0
I make a crunching noise when i sit :\
- todelete__20
tehgee once was making motor boat sounds in the bathtub and a big brown shark appeared.
- gruntt0
gee got really drunk one night and started making out with an inflatable doll.
the next morning i asked her how her "date" went.
she said, "well it was all going really well and then I bit her tit, she cut a fart, and flew out of the window."
- uberdesigner0
TEHGEE has a big butt. But that's okay because only fashion designers hate big butts, and you know how they swing it.
- JazX0
teghee spit in my eye after I kissed and just like any other cobra, it blinded me
b*tch!
- todelete__20
lol@gruntt!
- kingjulien0
wait, refresh my memory. who is tehgee again?
- tehgee0
im tehgee ya love ta h8
- zuna0
how many tehgee's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- gruntt0
how many tehgee's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
zuna(Aug 9 05, 11:52)
________we'll never know because LUCKILY there is only one tehgee.
- MX_OnD0
how many tehgee's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
zuna
(Aug 9 05, 11:52)tehgees have more style and indeed class to screw in lightbulbs, nothing less than the presidential suite will do.
- zuna0
Five. Four to bitch and one to get her boyfriend to do it.
- gruntt0
LOL zuna!
- Gorbie0
tehgee showed up to the roast with a Tofurkey™
- grayhood0
tara burns ants with her glass eye.
- peteski0
she thinks that the Panamanian busboy at the White Mana is cute even tho he's missing most of his nose.
she lives in a basement apartment and once tried committing suicide by throwing herself UP onto the sidewalk.
she has a parasitical twin that wont let her sleep unless the Honeymooners is on tv and there's Bosco in the fridge.
her OBGYN is a deli in Hoboken.
she's planning on crashing jdcomba's wedding dressed as a giant hotdog.
her family saved up to send her to beautician school in Brookline but she used the money to buy her boyfriend an '86 IROC.
she thought mayo was a dude and sent her pictures of her cleavage by mistake. mayo purhased an IPEX bra shortly after that.
she bought an Afro-comb on eBay that may or may not have been once used by Stevie Wonder.
once appeared in a Sir Mix-a-Lot video eating a ring-ding.