NT Roast: Tuesday
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- todelete__20
tehgee got her belly button pierced cause she needed a place to hang the air freshener.
- JazX0
tehgee doesn't like humans and they don't like her, she's part female silverback; part viper.
- tkmeister0
tehgee has an arrow tatooed on her lower back pointing to her butt, it also has a subtext "ENTER HERE".
- ricstultz0
tehgee cant liek spell very well.
- todelete__20
One morning tehgee was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the midget, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
Tehgee never looked at midgets the same again.
- gruntt0
Ya know how gee always says "NO™"?
that stands for Now Open
- zuna0
t is for twins
t is for trout
t is teh ?
t is for tea
t is for trochee
t is for toxic
t is for alex trebek
t is for training
t is for turtle
- Jaline0
I don't like roasts anyway.
TOAST
- todelete__20
Tehgee and her boyfriend started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, he finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". Tehgee says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
- JazX0
- gruntt0
LOL Kona!
(eating grass)
- JazX0
tehgee was never tall enough to reach the cookies in the kitchen so she always asked her brother to get them for her, becuase he is taller and older than her. When she was about 7 (her brother still had to get the cookies for her) she was dared to eat a dog biscuit. After she eats one, she goes home and punches her brother. For her whole life he had been giving her dog biscuits instead of cookies.
- todelete__20
Tehgee is so tough she doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
- Jaline0
lol
- bulletfactory0
tehgee and Tom Selleck were constantly mistaken for each other until tehgee finally shaved.
- gruntt0
gee once punched a dog so hard it had kittens.
recycled from an old thread.
- todelete__20
tehgee is coming out with her own paint line. it's not real bright, but it's cheap and spreads easy.
- todelete__20
Tehgee's favorite nursery rhyme was Humpme Dumpme.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. that one made me laugh the whole time i was typing it.
- Jaline0
haha Humpme Dumpme, hahahaha
- todelete__20
The last trip I took to see gee I found out the hard way how she likes her eggs in the morning.
Fertilized.