NT Roast: Tuesday
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- tehgee0
best thread eva :)
thanks everyone ;P
- blaw0
we can all learn a lot about vulgarities from mayo.
- Crouwel0
i don't get it.
roast?
isn't that something you do with chickens? like roasted chicken?
all these american inside things here lately..
- PonyBoy0
it only takes gee three words to ruin any mans ego.
is it in?
kOna
(Aug 9 05, 07:02)
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- PonyBoy0
Enter roast:
*taps mic
*applause and lots of laughter as I sip my gin and tonic - hold the tonic
so.... (lots of drunken laughter already)...
fuck me, people - I haven't even started yet!
*horrendous ear-fucking laughter
*sips gin
no but seriously... I was over at tara's house the other day... I walked in and found a really hairy cat stuffed in a pillow-case...
... turns out it was Tara in a pair of panties...
*cymbal crash
HEY-OOO!!...
*whistles and glorious laughter of cheers and applause
really though... I gotta be honest - tara is definetly one of my favorite NT'ers... favorite NT'ers that give great bbbj's!
(private escort reference there)
*turns around - gallops in place and slaps ass - splashing gin everywhere
heeeeyyyyyyyy-oooooOO!!
*laughter so loud your balls nearly burst
- mrdobolina0
tg likes her men like she likes her scotch...
single and age 12
- mayo0
are you STILL going on about the b'sghetti?
- mr_snuggles0
ewwww, cosmo went over the line...
- cosmo0
spaghetti!! i love spaghetti!!
- mayo0
I can't remember who said that about her, but i remember thinking,"Dude! You don't SAY what we are all thinking!"
- Rand0
me too. that's what's weird about those roasts--everybody gets deeply hurt and embarassed
- mayo0
do you remember when they did a close up of Bea after that statement was made Rand? The look on her face made me feel bad.
- Rand0
I got it backwards
- mayo0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHahahaha
stfu
;P
- Rand0
bea arthur wouldn't fuck her with mayo's dick
- mayo0
"Need some advice" thread by Luckypp, grayhood.
- mr_snuggles0
gee's a whore.
Is that a roast?
- grayhood0
gee invented the mouse trap bikini.
- grayhood0
hahahahhahaha...
i didn't see the "telling someone to piss on a girl's teeth" one or i would have put that in for sure.
where is it at?
- mayo0
F-word grayhood, i don't get anthologized in forEVER and you had to pick that one? not even my dorito-crunchy hoo-hoo or telling someone to piss on a girl's teeth got it. My concept of humour is lost on me.
taragee's typing, if translated to braile, would make a blind person cross-eyed.