NT Roast: Tuesday
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- MX_OnD0
tara pees ants from her third eye.
grayhood
(Aug 9 05, 12:03)
- Gorbie0
peteski done thrown gasoline on the roast
- zuna0
tehgee eats beans every day so she can take a bubble bath at every night.
- gruntt0
that ludicrous song that says "move bitch, get out the way" was written after he got behind gee on the interstate.
she was riding a big wheel wearing a t-shirt that said "if you can read this the bitch fell off"
- todelete__20
tehgee once emailed me nekkid pictures of a wild boar in heat which i thought was odd cause i'm really not into that.
only later did i find out they were self portraits.
- grayhood0
some poor soul once ran over gee's toe with a shoping cart, so she beat his face to a pulp with a can of spam... that man when on to a somewhat sucussful acting career as Rock Denis in the motion picture Mask.
- gruntt0
gee created the hole in the ozone layer with aqua net hairspray.
when ever she's asked about all she says is "the eighties are a blur"
- todelete__20
that ludicrous song that says "move bitch, get out the way" was written after he got behind gee on the interstate.
she was riding a big wheel wearing a t-shirt that said "if you can read this the bitch fell off"
gruntt
(Aug 9 05, 12:15)some poor soul once ran over gee's toe with a shoping cart, so she beat his face to a pulp with a can of spam... that man when on to a somewhat sucussful acting career as Rock Denis in the motion picture Mask.
grayhood
(Aug 9 05, 12:21)probably the two greatest posts in the past two days.
- grayhood0
probably the two greatest posts in the past two days.
kOna
(Aug 9 05, 12:23)anthologize us bitch.
- -sputnik-0
the ghee is teh ghey
;)
- gruntt0
gee called me late one night crying. I asked her what was wrong and she said she farted. I asked her why she was crying, does her stomach hurt? She said, "No, the dog died."
- tehgee0
lets slate this fucker tony
- kingjulien0
seee whadhad happd was
tehgee
(Aug 9 05, 12:48)
- gruntt0
a roast is supposed to end on a nice note so as i leave the office i will say this.
gee is good people. funny as hell. dirty enough to dish it and tough enough to take it.
and i'm not just saying that because she once emailed me naked photos of herself.
hope you've enjoyed your roast thread.
bye
=)
- robotron3k0
two
- mayo0
You call that a good ending gruntt?
gee: you, me in a kiddie pool filled with melted chocolate for some wrastling.
- todelete__20
You call that a good ending gruntt?
gee: you, me in a kiddie pool filled with melted chocolate for some wrastling.
mayo
(Aug 9 05, 13:56)kiddie pool = kona's bed covered with a blue tarp
- Gorbie0
soy hugs & carob kisses...
- mayo0
Gorbs, did you get the email i sent you and kj this morning?
that would be this MOANing to you gee) *winks and horsey clicks shamelessly
- blaw0
You call that a good ending gruntt?
gee: you, me in a kiddie pool filled with melted chocolate for some wrastling.
mayo
(Aug 9 05, 13:56)kiddie pool = kona's bed covered with a blue tarp
kOna
(Aug 9 05, 13:59)kona's bed = 1978 Ford F-150