NT Roast: Tuesday
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- blaw0
tehgee's creedo is "love thy neighbor"
tehgee's neighbor is a 42 yr. old guido named Frank.
- JazX0
hetege si dxleyisc
- ricstultz0
hahahahhaa.... humpme dumpme... good one dude.
- jevad0
what more can be said about a woman who can bench press double what I can?
- mayo0
i have an easier time reading and understanding wendell's posts than i do tehgee's.
- gruntt0
rumor has it that gee's "flower" smells like banana puddin'
- todelete__20
During gee's annual checkup, she was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" "Put them on the chair, on top of mine."
She never went to that doctor again... without rubbers.
- QuincyArcher0
hey Kona...i dare you to roast QBN next monday!
- todelete__20
dare accepted quincy.
i was going to roast j.d. too. haha.
- mayo0
"no calls, no shows" show up for work more on time than tehgee does!
that's right, i said "more on time."
- QuincyArcher0
dare accepted quincy.
i was going to roast j.d. too. haha.
kOna
(Aug 9 05, 08:52)
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sweet!
- todelete__20
A guido walks up to tehgee sitting in a chair on her porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," he said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life maam?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," gee replied. "Wow, that's amazing," he said, "How old are you... 63... 72?" "Twenty-six."
- todelete__20
Gee's definition of a perfect lover is a man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
- todelete__20
The most commonly heard phrase at one of Gee's Guido family reunions is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"
- todelete__20
Gee's idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
- todelete__20
For years tehgee thought a Volvo is part of her anatomy.
- todelete__20
tehgee went Christmas shopping for her dad, brother, and boyfriend, and only needed to buy one gift.
- todelete__20
She thinks the Mountain Men in deliverance were just "Misunderstood".
- mayo0
Studio A wouldn't hire her.