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- peteski0
she thinks that the Panamanian busboy at the White Mana is cute even tho he's missing most of his nose.
she lives in a basement apartment and once tried committing suicide by throwing herself UP onto the sidewalk.
she has a parasitical twin that wont let her sleep unless the Honeymooners is on tv and there's Bosco in the fridge.
her OBGYN is a deli in Hoboken.
she's planning on crashing jdcomba's wedding dressed as a giant hotdog.
her family saved up to send her to beautician school in Brookline but she used the money to buy her boyfriend an '86 IROC.
she thought mayo was a dude and sent her pictures of her cleavage by mistake. mayo purhased an IPEX bra shortly after that.
she bought an Afro-comb on eBay that may or may not have been once used by Stevie Wonder.
once appeared in a Sir Mix-a-Lot video eating a ring-ding.