I got no women skills
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- strabley0
or ask her if she'd like to joing me, ZING!
- zeroblade0
post us a pic when you've landed the bird yeah? ~: )
- strabley0
word
- zeroblade0
*wikkid*
all the best man... nice to have a great reason to go to work for.
g'nights from my side of the planet.
- strabley0
update:
So last night i got a hair cut, not for this girl but because i was sick of looking like the hobo from happy gilmore. and today i looked pretty hot, a soccer mom wanted to rape me if that says anything, but on my way to work it decideds to rain. a lot. i finally get ther and im soaked head to toe with water, made some small talk, then went to work, weeellll wet shirts like to dry all wrinkly, and hair with product *i worked at a salon one time so it ok if i use the word product* in it like to get all sticky, so i look like a tool now. But i think she was diggin it cause i remained cool and confident and acted like i basically didnt give a shit, which i dont, do i pulled it off even more. I just went to talk to my guy about some water and some logos im doing for him but she wasnt there. I also just checked the radar and it looks like its going to pour in an hour and work ends in 58 minutes and counting. Hopefully someone will give me a ride home.
- strabley0
oh yeah i finnally put up my newstoday photo, these computers are a tricky thing to get use too.
- Gilt0010
WErd strabley, way to work it. I've got class tonight, so I'm lookin' forward to that.
Although, work is currently pissing me off royally so i'm in kind of a shite mood...
- strabley0
work is pissing me off too, i got to my other department tommorror though friday so ill at least have something to do. got a couple grand of new equiptment comming in that i get to play with. unfortunally none of it mine.
- Gilt0010
I currently have Fedex giving me the rough anal on a shipment they lost. I haven't had this happen in years and there's a division manager in town so my boss is flippin' out.
Here's to girls that take our minds off the stuff that pisses us off! Oh and the copious amounts of vodka I'll be consuming later...
- grayhood0
dear tfsmag,
NTNC orgies were suppose to be a secret benifit know to members only. two demarets.smootches,
grayhood
(co-founder, costume designer, PR rep NTNC)
- strabley0
can i come to the next orgy, ill bring pie and punch
- grayhood0
dear strabley,
we usually have pleant of pie at our orgies, and punches too for that matter. as of right now our orgies are members only, however if you would like to the join the NTNC i can speak to tfsmag and arange a trial for you.your truly,
grayhood
(co-founder, costume designer, PR rep NTNC)
- tfsmag0
dear NTNC,
we need someone for young strabley to square off against for his ninja trials. who is game?
yours in ninjaness,
tfsmag
(co-founder, orgy arranger, time-space rift closer NTNC)
- strabley0
dear NTNC,
I am writing to inform you of my design to join your elite club. Many of the skills i posses far exceed what i have seen from other such clubs and think they would make a valued edition to you and yours.
Sincerely
Strabley (aka 'Tha Tounge')
- gekkokid0
i use to have women skills but partying - 1/2 oz green each day and a few beans all the time - lost me my soul and my abundance of lady skills
- tfsmag0
dear strabley,
the first step in your application is to make a kick-ass ninja character like this one
. you may use this page to construct it http://images.southparkstudios.c…once you have done this please submit it to us and we will set up your trial. photoshop alteration of your character is encouraged. it is also encouraged if you want to make your character kill someone like jox such as i have done here at
your buddy,
tfsmag
(co-founder, time-space rift creator, bitch-slap hander outer NTNC)
- piers0
hahaha, man nuff people talkin shit on here. I aint even going to try and offer any advice accept telling you its a numbers game. You win some you loose some but the more you try the greater chance you have of success.
- drake0
thats just lame trying to pick up a chick at work
- DutchBoy0
my women got skills
- dopepope0
Last summer in Tampa, I was in some crowded bar getting drunk and a really, REALLY cute girl comes over to me and goes "Don't I know you from so and so" and names some school I never heard of. I looked at her and said "no. you don't." She looked at me like I was insane and walked away.
THATS GAME BABY!